Filed under: Fashion
Puerto Rican journalist Barbara Bermudo at the Latin Grammy Awards gift lounge in Vegas
Psssst! Holy Rollers! Over here — it’s me, Candy. I don’t mean to alarm you with my whispering, but it appears this woman’s breast is watching us. No! Don’t look! Geesh. For crying out loud, we don’t know what could happen if you make eye contact with a sight-enabled breast. It could be like spilling water on Gizmo — eye contact causes it to multiply into other seemingly cuddly sight-enabled breasts that are actually quite aggressive and end up trying to SMOTHER US TO DEATH IN OUR HOMES!
So, for the love of pre-Fabio Clooney, let’s all just slowly avert our eyes, shall we? Slooo-ooowly. Because while some guys may think that’s the ideal way to go, I am neither ready to leave this world, nor equipped to wrestle a gaggle of murderous sight-enabled breasts. I have enough problems with the two I have.
Posted by Candy ♦ November 8, 2007
At 8:39 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh my God. Candy, you’re hilarious. How do you think this shit up?
November 8, 2007
At 10:02 pm martini lover said:
i am literally wiping the tears away from my eyes from laughing. too too funny.
November 8, 2007
At 10:31 pm bluehawaii said:
Oh my gawd…that’s funny.
November 8, 2007
At 1:39 am Mette said:
I agree with Jenn - where does this come from?!
November 9, 2007
At 5:43 am Bee Hind said:
Very funny!
November 9, 2007
At 10:56 am Lata said:
To wear a dress like that, the girl is enamored with her boobs! Suppose you can turn her on simply by massaging those babies and then she gives it up big time!
November 18, 2007