Filed under: Pieces of Candy
Gallery of the Absurd supports Hallmark in striking back at Paris Hilton’s lawsuit with a Paris holiday card — for those who want crabs in their stockings. [GOTA]
The Enquirer claims Tom paid Katie $600 million to marry him. Damn. Didn’t anyone tell him he coulda gotten James Van der Beek for a hundred bucks and a walk-on in one of his movies? [popbytes]
Cindy Crawford caresses the softness of Kid Rock’s nose hairs. [Ayyyy!]
Kellie Pickler breaks down at CMA Awards. Thankfully, her breasts kept her afloat in the waterworks. [Gabby Babble]
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher hit a boutique opening. Finally — Demi found something even younger to hit than her husband. [Celebrity Smack]
The Amy Winehouse bottle. 100% alcohol by volume. [POTO]
Writers strike update. Which is more entertaining than anything you’re going to see on TV for a while. [GirlsTalkinSmack]
Carrie Underwood wins female vocalist of the year. Somewhere, Faith Hill is going, “Whaaa-aaat?!” [POTP]
Posted by Candy ♦ November 8, 2007
At 4:56 pm MsTriste said:
Sell your soul for $600 million? Now there are a LOT of things I wouldn’t do for a measly one million, but even I wouldn’t be willing to sell my soul for $600 million. I wonder if he offered her less and she kept upping the price till she couldn’t resist.
November 8, 2007
At 8:39 pm Jenn F. said:
That’s one of my absolute favourite pieces by 14.
November 8, 2007
At 8:11 am Bee Hind said:
Mine too.
I love that her toes hang over her shoes!
November 9, 2007