Filed under: Britney Spears
The ever-diligent mom, Britney Spears, has failed to respond to eight out of 14 random drug test requests, according to K-Fed’s attorney. Apparently, Britney changes her phone number all the time because her number frequently “falls into the wrong hands” (meaning the court’s) and also fails to respond to early-morning phone calls. When the Commissioner said responding to a morning call wasn’t an extreme request, Britney’s attorney shot back: “But you’re not a pop star with a No. 1 album to promote.”
Wait — when did the Eagles become involved in this?
Brit’s lawyer — who arguably has one of the worst jobs in the world (hell, even manning a toll booth has gotta be more rewarding than defending Britney) — called the current drug testing procedure “unconstitutional,” adding that just because the singer may fail to respond to testing calls doesn’t mean she’s using drugs. Also doesn’t mean she’s NOT using drugs. So the attorneys are working together to create new testing rules.
I have a suggestion: Instead of leading off their voice-mails with “We need you to come in for testing now…” they should say, “[Starbucks/TacoBell/KFC] is gonna go out of business if you don’t drive there right now!” — and they can snag her sample in the ladies’ room when she arrives one minute later.
It’s all about luring your fish in with the right bait, people…
Posted by Candy ♦ November 8, 2007
At 2:36 pm Jenn F. said:
That top she’s wearing is unbelievably fug. And the neon pink bra underneath just makes it fuglier.
November 8, 2007
At 2:40 pm Wawa said:
She doesn’t respond to calls because she’s waiting for the drugs to leave her system.
November 8, 2007
At 4:00 pm Wickedgood said:
Screw the drug testing requirements - the judge should instead make it mandatory for her to wear clothes that don’t expose her bra/stomach/ass flaps/hoochie. Yeah, so being drug-free might be beneficial to her two kids, but the latter would benefit all of HUMANITY.
November 8, 2007
At 8:45 pm January said:
It seems like we have seen her leaving a courthouse on more than one occasion. WHY don’t they give her the test while SHE IS IN THE DAMN BUILDING!!!!!????
November 8, 2007
At 1:50 am Mette said:
Yes, the right bait! That’s what they need
November 9, 2007
At 5:18 am KAT said:
IT WOULD SEEM THIS SLAG HAS LITTLE TO NO DESIRE TO REGAIN CUSTODY OF HER CHILDREN, AND ABSOLUTELY NO RESPECT FOR THE LAW. AND, ALL HER TASTE IS MOST DEFINITELY IN HER MOUTH!! STARBUCKS AND CHEETOS, ANYONE?
November 9, 2007
At 8:04 am Bee Hind said:
Instead of shopping for cars and chandeliers,
she ought to hit up Victoria’s Secret or KMart for some new bras.
I don’t know how many photos I’ve seen of her in various see thru shirts with that tired hot pink bra on.
November 9, 2007