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Clothing designer Stella McCartney will seek sweet revenge on her gold digging, one-legged ex-Stepmonster by offering a single-leg pendant as part of her new Heather Mills jewelry collection. It was hard enough to watch her father marry and then divorce the greedy money-grubber, but what finally sent Stella over the edge was Heather’s tearful woe-is-me media campaign against Sir Paul. Click here to see the rest of Stella’s lovely collection of Heather Mills jewelry, including the Gold Digger Charm and the diamond encrusted Evil She-Devil Pendant. Medium: photoshop goofiness, concept created by Holy Candy, jewelry designed by 14.Posted by 14 ♦ November 7, 2007





At 9:12 am dmumsie said:
I’m sure millions of handicapped people around the world, and their friends and family do not get this jewelry jab display to be as cute and quaint a profitable civil put-down as the lovely Miss Stella and her cruel dad desired it to be. Shame on them.
November 7, 2007
At 9:37 am Tom said:
I never liked Stella and now I despise her. I hope she gets one of those legs caught in her throat.
November 7, 2007
At 9:37 am 14 said:
I wondered about that too. Is she just joking around…or is she REALLY going to sell a one-legged pendant? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.
14
November 7, 2007
At 12:01 pm gn said:
Oh, please? Why would we be condescending towards H. Mills? ’cause she’s handicapped? She’s a greedy bitch, she had it coming.
November 7, 2007
At 12:16 pm gilmore said:
Take some 14, mix in some HolyCandy and you’ve got a delicious posting.
I’d like some more please.
November 7, 2007
At 12:19 pm Vernice said:
on my little webby page there is a headline proclaiming: “scientists claim to find a new species of pig” directly above your title about Stella Mc Cartney and Heather Mills. It can’t just be a coincidence!
November 7, 2007
At 1:22 pm Demon Kitty said:
It’s funny as fuck. Heather Mills is a cunt.
November 7, 2007
At 2:04 pm TheReallyJamesBond said:
From what I’ve seen in the past,.. Stella is seriously hard-core tough when it comes to dealing with any adversaries,… especially ones that would threaten her family in any way. That being said,… I really don’t think she’s joking about the pendant,.. but, as you said 14, “we’ll see”!
November 7, 2007
At 3:23 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
I’m no fan of Heather Mills OR Stella McC, but as a “stepmonster” I’m a bit fed up with the “stepchildren are innocent victims and the bitch who married daddy is 100% evil” cliche. Stepparenting can reach levels of suck you can’t even begin to imagine if you’re not deep in it. Stepmothers are not always bad, biomothers are not always good, and children are not always innocent victims.
That said, this is pretty fuckin’ funny.
November 7, 2007
At 3:49 pm Wendy said:
Family members say horrible things about each other over a divorce?
Well color me surprised!
FTR Stella McCartney is not going to produce a one legged pendant, or so her publicists say. Which is a pity because it would be the most interesting thing she’s ever done. Her clothes are terrible.
November 7, 2007
At 3:57 pm katie scarlett said:
well 14 you have certainly dug a foot in your grave now woman !
November 7, 2007
At 8:44 pm Javelin said:
hahaha one legged pendant… it would be awesome if Stella sold these and gave the profits to one of Mills’ charities, so Heather would just have to sit there and take it.
November 7, 2007
At 9:09 pm mike said:
This is funny, but the story about Stella putting out her cigarette on Heather’s prosthetic leg is funnier.
November 7, 2007
At 2:51 am what said:
That’s mean, i know it’s directed at Heather… but what about other disabled people, what was she thinking???
November 8, 2007
At 3:39 am midevil said:
She doesn’t have to make the pendant now–the talk the idea alone has generated is sufficient.
Nice work, eh.
November 8, 2007
At 4:37 am Demon Kitty said:
I am totally sorry I missed the story about Stella putting out her cigarette on Mill’s prosthetic leg. That is funny as fuck.
Javelin, you are brilliant! Kisses …
November 8, 2007
At 6:09 am Vernice said:
Ummm. Has anyone else noticed that Javelin is an EVIL GENIUS? With a serious gift for nailing the perfect torture! Any chance you work in the white house there sweetypie?
November 8, 2007
At 8:20 am 14 said:
Yes Javelin, your idea of giving Stella’s one-legged pendant proceeds to one of Heather’s charities is a more refined form of revenge.
November 8, 2007
At 8:45 am TheReallyJamesBond said:
“STELLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!”
(Sorry, could’nt resist!).
November 8, 2007
At 8:28 pm Vimal Samuel said:
The Dalai Lama pic is just too much
November 8, 2007
deanna1104
At 7:44 am deanna1104 said:
well i for one refuse to by the pendant without the burn mark left by stella after she put her cigarette out on it.
at least stella doesn’t get mad at the world and go off and duggar her anger into 17 kids or pass out valtrex and hepatitis. that’s all i’m saying
November 9, 2007
At 9:52 am karin said:
I’m sure I’m gonna burn in hell in the seat directly next to Stella, but I can’t help it……………this is hilarious!!!!
November 9, 2007
At 5:11 pm Kara said:
Stella’s Daddy is dating a new woman now, how is she going to deal with that? Throw another tantrum?
I have never been a stepmother, but can sympathize with anyone who has. It does suck to be married to a man who had kids with someone else.
November 9, 2007
At 5:13 pm Kara said:
I also am not impressed with Stella’s clothes. Yuck.
November 9, 2007
At 2:28 am Viper Tetsu said:
Deliciously, hilariously below the belt. And just above the knee.
November 10, 2007
At 9:41 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Stepmonsters everywhere thank you, Kara!
Heather is no saint, but come on…the woman married a Beatle, whose first wife died of cancer, and the man didn’t insist on a pre-nup for whatever reason…so basically she’s painted in the eyes of the world as Taking Advantage of the Poor Man. Having at least one stepkid who hates you (child of the Holy Beatle and Cancer Woman and therefore untouchable herself) making your life a holy living hell in public and private is just icing on the cake. I don’t think Heather is a stellar (ha) human being, but she did face impossible odds on that one, and no wonder she’s been acting pretty screwy lately.
Meanwhile, Stella just snipes and breeds and looks strangely like Ricky Gervais.
November 10, 2007
At 2:50 am Linda Ann said:
When Heather said Paul was a nobody, he is just a man (4 yrs ago to Barbara Walters)I knew she was a piece of crap. She deserves no money, the slut should leave the way she came in. We do not feel sorry for her and we do not like her. I do not want her in the U.S.A. and England should throw her out. I would throw stones at her if I saw her.
Sincerely,
Linda Ann
(a true fan of Paul)
November 11, 2007
At 8:56 am hth316 said:
Mr. All you need is love obviously needed a face lift for himself-he’s not the only shallow grubber. Stella is an obnoxious brat and I hope low vindictive ploy reveals what a foot stomping pouting sniveling toad she really is.
November 11, 2007
At 7:22 am Gigohead said:
That is one ugly ass foot. I’m sure Stella has been crowned Queen by those with foot fetishes.
Good for her — if this is even true. She has kept her lips sealed against Heather all these years. It’s about time she retaliates. Heather is a pyscho and needs to be stopped.
November 12, 2007
At 10:40 am Cookie said:
It’s easy to see the ignorant bias of the blogger.
I guess Stella gets a pass because she’s the half-Jewish vegetarian spoiled brat of a misogynistic drug addict?
Yeah, all women are gold-diggers. Gee, somebody’s female parent was a real idiot?
November 18, 2007
At 10:42 am Cookie said:
Anybody else seet the resemblance between ugly, bitchy Stella and the spoiled cow in the original Willy Wonka movie?
Plus, Stella, your own mother was no prize. I think you honestly need professional help, you jealous, crazed brat.
November 18, 2007
At 10:47 am Cookie said:
When Heather said Paul was a nobody, he is just a man (4 yrs ago to Barbara Walters)I knew she was a piece of crap. She deserves no money, the slut should leave the way she came in. We do not feel sorry for her and we do not like her. I do not want her in the U.S.A. and England should throw her out. I would throw stones at her if I saw her.
Sincerely,
Linda Ann
(a true fan of Paul)
Posted by: Linda Ann | November
Paul screwed around with underage groupies and once made a pass at his 13 year old stepsister.
Another deluded fan who gets off on violent, creepy men?
November 18, 2007
At 9:41 pm Veruca Salt said:
Gooses! Geeses! I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter! And I want a bean feast!
November 18, 2007
At 2:22 pm Not doped up said:
Isn’t it sad that of Linda MacCartney’s many abortions, the one that didn’t take was the one that produced the gruesome, fat-headed Stella?
December 10, 2007