Britney Spears Outsold by Bunch of Old White Dudes

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Although Britney SpearsBlackout is set to top the Billboard 200 this week, sales of the Eagles‘ first album in 27 years, Long Road Out of Eden, have actually outpaced Blackout’s. However, the Eagles’ CD is only sold at Wal-Mart, which hasn’t reported the sales — thus disqualifying them as the “official” winner of the week.

The Eagles are also #1 in the UK for the first time in their entire career.

I know, I know, I’m shocked, too — the Eagles are still alive?!

You’re not even reading this, are you? You’re too damn mesmerized by Britney’s bellybutton in that sheer shirt! Hello…? HELLO, PEOPLE…?! Remember me…?

*SIGH* Fine. For more of Britney’s mesmerizing bellybutton, click below.

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Posted by Candy ♦ November 6, 2007

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11 Responses to “Britney Spears Outsold by Bunch of Old White Dudes”

  1. Jenn F.

    Ew! Ew! EW! I hadn’t even noticed the bellybutton until you mentioned it, Candy. Thanks. Thanks a LOT. Now I’ve got to go puke up my lunch.

  2. Mette

    Looks like Sean has the same gravings for CHeetos

  3. Paige

    It looks like his teeth are decayed!!

  4. Bee Hind

    His teeth look bad,
    that’s what soda in sippy cups and candy do to a kid’s teeth.
    I think she should lose custody solely based on that.

  5. librarian kathleen

    O.K. The Brit Trash juggernaut is icky. But,
    YIKES! Why does Anyone care about the Eagles?

    Sorry, fans. They are on my list of the most
    over-rated bands of all time. Have you heard
    the latest album? In my view, pathetic.

    Of course, that’s just me.

  6. “Desperado” was ok, but that….might be it.

    Loove Brit’s boots. Aren’t they elegant?

  7. Zip

    The Eagles are great musicians. Even the drunk in the group is perfectionist…and is simply one of the greatest guitarists of all time.

    Britney Spears is simply a manufactured puppet who can hold a tune but is not a great vocalist. I could go to any mall, or any high school and randomly select a few hand fulls of pretty girls and ask them to sing. Most likely I will be able to find a number of females who can either match or surpass Britney Spears as vocalists. I have an open joke going with my brother that American Idol is a sham. It is completely unnecessary to hunt through thousands of contestants looking for a vocalist…especially since the people who usually wind up in the top 12, save for 3 or 4 are terrible any. And the 3 or 4 who can sing, sound like amusement park musical review show acts, cruise ship singers, and Broadway singers…but not radio friendly voices…and certainly not star quality in most situations.

    Why did I point this out??? Simply to say that Britney Spears is lucky to have a job and to be working. She became famous selling her looks, and the jail bait and barely legal sex fantasy…but now…she has largely lost her looks, thanks to bad living, and destroyed her sex appeal.

    Go Eagles!!!

  8. Go Zip!!!

  9. Bee Hind

    Zip has a point.
    Look at The Rolling Stones, they’re older than God but they wrote great music, can play instruments, and while some of them have had their ups and downs with substance abuse, they are a helluva lot more professional than Britney Spears. She’s reached her peak, and unfortunately is now just fodder for the tabloids.

  10. lmnop

    Aaaaah! What is going on with that ring around the face? She looks like she stuck her nose and mouth into a glass and held it on by suction. For like an hour.

  11. Jo Jo

    The Eagles, even at their ages, are some of the finest musicians ever–their instrument playing (all 4 of them) and beautiful 4-part vocal harmonies that blend perfectly make their music very distinctive and timeless.

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