Angelina Jolie is Rendered Speechless by Pregnancy — Literally

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Let’s spin the Brangelina Rumor Wheel and see where it lands today…

ANGELINA’S PREGNANT!

Well, there we have it. The Sun reports Angelina has pulled out of speaking at an Italian conference, “The Future Of Children In The Mind And Society Of The World” because, as newspapers deduced, she learned she is expecting another child.

A spokewoman for the conference said, “Angelina canceled last week. Due to her privacy, I can’t confirm her pregnancy, but I can say that the Italian newspapers are correct in their reports.”

Hmmm. Remind me not to share any secrets with the “The Future Of Children In The Mind And Society Of The World” spokeswoman, okay?

I can’t believe this! I’m shocked, just shocked — pregnant women aren’t allowed to drink OR talk? Wow. Yet another compelling argument for adoption.


Posted by Candy ♦ October 30, 2007

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6 Responses to “Angelina Jolie is Rendered Speechless by Pregnancy — Literally”

  1. Judge Judy

    I don’t believe it. No way are these two still having sex!

  2. librarian kathleen

    Hmmm. No smoking, no drinking, no appearing at
    conferences — what on earth will the baby-bump
    crowd do? For exercise, I mean.

  3. Mary Poppins

    The Sun isn’t exactly gospel.

  4. Maybe she is…she’s looking fuller. Would it really be a surprise??

  5. scarlett

    Pregnant or just full of herself?

  6. Anne

    Angelina is gorgeous, but she really should eat! Have you seen her at Media Awards?!? (http://www.weshow.com/us/p/21578/angelina_jolie_pregnancy_rumors) She looks skeletal and old … just horrible … I hope she is pregnant so maybe she comes back to the normal shape. Please, anyone could advice her that she doesn’t need to look like a starving African to help African people?

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