Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton has taken it upon herself to become the Porn Police, barging into a Toronto adult video store on Wednesday “disguised” in a mask and skeleton costume — a.k.a. her usual makeup and body.
The heirhead, who is in the city filming a movie, reportedly ordered employees to take down their One Night in Paris displays in the front window, saying: “You guys can’t use my image in a porn store. I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the f*ck out of this place.” She then started tearing down the posters, whining that: “I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting.”
Yes, that’s right. Her lawyer’s going to use the “MEAN” defense! “Your honor, my client requests that the store remove her image because it hurts her feelings and doesn’t feature her best side…”
Turns out, the entire incident was caught on a surveillance tape, which is going to be much more lucrative for the store than Paris’ crappy sex tape — an entertainment show has already bid $50,000 for exclusive rights to the surveillance video. Meanwhile, you can listen to the fascinating audio of it here.
Oh, boy. If she didn’t like THAT poster, then she’s not gonna be happy about the one I just saw at my pharmacy:
Posted by Candy ♦ October 27, 2007
At 4:43 pm MsTriste said:
Love that header pic! For those of you who want to listen to the item, it’s at 10:22 minutes into the news broadcast. Pretty funny!
October 27, 2007
At 5:16 pm Pul-ease said:
“…this is disgusting.”
This is disgusting? No, actually what is disgusting is having sex on camera.
Especially when you’re famous for no real reason, and then acting shocked. Yeah, call your lawyer hon.
(P.S.-And if you’re not famous and have sex on camera- you may become famous!)
October 27, 2007
At 6:51 pm kate mckinnon said:
That’s a lame poster, because Valtrex is for herpes. Not crabs.
October 27, 2007
At 6:59 pm martini lover said:
love the poster! crabs….. herpes… all the same to me, and they all equal paris!
October 27, 2007
At 7:10 pm moonlight dancer said:
Kate. . . How did you become such an expert on treatments for VD?
October 27, 2007
At 9:20 pm January said:
moonlight - ahahahahhahhhaa — touche!
October 27, 2007
At 9:55 pm Holy Terror said:
Thanks Triste, I watched before I saw your post about where Hilton’s item began so I actually got snippets of real news. I’m still a bit shaken up, but I’ll be okay.
October 27, 2007
At 12:49 pm princess bride said:
that sex tape is the only reason she’s famous.
October 28, 2007
At 8:53 pm Hannah said:
She thinks she’s such a serious actress now. Get real Paris!!!
October 28, 2007
At 5:40 am Ms. Parker said:
Man…she is so lucky that we have yet to run across each other here in T.O…I would be hard pressed to avoid curb stomping her.
October 29, 2007