Filed under: Pieces of Candy

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attend a parenting class together. I’m sure they’ll do as swimmingly in that class, as they have in all their time in academia. [POTP]

National Enquirer discusses “Oprah’s secret weight-loss surgery!” Well, not so secret anymore. [popbytes]

Eva Longoria promotes exercising in a catsuit and stilettos, while I prefer to do my cardio in a ball gown and strappy heels. To each her own. [Ayyyy!]

Heidi Klum and Seal: Love at first sight (of Seal’s large package). [Celebrity Smack]

Justin Timberlake may be even more “frugal” than Jennifer Lopez. [Gabby Babble]

New mommy Gretchen Mol manages to make “Apple Martin” sound positively mundane. [Hollywood Offender]

Lindsay Lohan looks happy to be reunited with the paparazzi. Awwww. [Daily Stab]

Pretty on the Outside celebrates Kim Kardashian’s subtlety. [POTO]

Constantine Maroulis and Debbie Gibson…? Sounds more like a killer mall concert tour than a love affair. [Us]

HOLY CANDY REQUEST: If any Holy Rollers are dressing up like celebrities for Halloween, please e-mail pictures to candy@holycandy.com so I can post them on the site! The crazier, the better — just how I like my celebrities.