Filed under: Fashion
As if thongs flossing our derrières and stilettos assaulting our arches weren’t painful enough… now the cruel fashion puppeteers want us to cinch in our waists with a metal contraption/torture device* — which D&G sells for the low, low price of $2,700. Or, just grab a sheet of aluminum for $2.14 and a padlock for $2.51, and you’ll be good-to-go!
*Holy Candy’s fashion expert recommends that Britney wear her belt several inches lower, and permanently locked.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 23, 2007
At 4:09 pm jewed said:
Has Beth Ditto got 3 on,fastened together?
October 23, 2007
At 4:24 pm jenner said:
I like the pseudo chasity belt suggestion for Britney. Must come with industrial sized padlock.
October 23, 2007
At 4:52 pm bluehawaii said:
Retro…in an archaic way.
October 23, 2007
At 5:32 pm MsTriste said:
Beth Ditto, eh Jewed? Don’t know who she is, but aside from the chastity belt (thanks Candy) fashion disaster, she also needs to put a skirt on over that black girdle.
October 23, 2007
At 8:31 pm January said:
Beth Ditto ? WHO? - She looks like a baked potato that got left in the oven too long
October 23, 2007
At 11:07 pm Paige said:
Beth Ditto is the lead singer of the band Gossip. She’s really good and isn’t afraid to show off her big bod.
October 23, 2007
At 6:11 am jewed said:
Apparently she was voted Sexiest Woman of the Year…no,scrub that,she came in 2nd behind Kate Moss. Guess the judges were high.
October 24, 2007
At 2:55 pm jenner said:
teehee I like Beth Ditto, The Gossip is pretty good, but “Sexiest Woman of the Year”!??!! Yeah?
Then again, confidence IS sexy. But still…..?
October 24, 2007
At 3:25 pm Holy Terror said:
I saw this dude with a huge D&G belt buckle walking to down the street, and I thought to myself “D&G, Dreadful and Garish. Hey, that’s pretty good!” And since then I’ve been dying to work it into conversation and here now Candy does this little item on D&G. Thanks Candy! So I’ve got Dreadful and Garish, anyone else wanna play?
October 24, 2007
At 8:23 am Aine said:
beyonce is the only one who (semi) works it.
the rest of them i just want to scream “klatu barata nictoo” in their general direction.
October 28, 2007