Filed under: Babies
Hold very still, Suri. And don’t look down, but… it appears your dad didn’t build that bunker fast enough. Because there’s a freaky alien hand crawling out of the lining of your adorably stylish coat! Yes, Xenu is attacking Earth — and the bejeweled god is coming after your delicious barley water, milk and corn syrup concoction!
Don’t worry, Suri. Auntie Candy will protect you. I’ll introduce Xenu to appletinis, and trust me, he’ll never try to steal your bottle again.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 20, 2007
At 2:53 pm Ryan G. said:
LOL!
October 20, 2007
At 3:18 pm anon said:
she has her mum’s lips.
October 20, 2007
At 3:49 pm Wickedgood said:
I’m guessing there’s probably a GPS tracking device in that fugly, gaudy ring.
Suri’s a cutie though, poor thing.
October 20, 2007
At 5:35 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
She’s adorable. I think we need to have the annual Who’s Cuter poll comparing Suri and Shiloh. And Violet. And Kingston.
Geez, beautiful babies everywhere.
October 20, 2007
At 10:26 pm Jenn F. said:
Holy shit maybe this is why they kept her hidden for so long in the beginning… she’s got a gigantic third hand growing out of her left kidney.
October 20, 2007
At 7:34 am Jo Jo said:
She is one darling-looking little girl.
October 21, 2007
At 1:14 pm bluehawaii said:
She is SUCH a darling. One day she will kick both their asses (with a smile) and they will love her all the more for it.
October 21, 2007