Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion
I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.
Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:
Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”
The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, know what that was like, of course. Just a hunch. And the shoes… ! Can’t… stop… staring… at… shoes…
I swear, if you look at them long enough, they start spinning. And if you squint really hard, you can see the Virgin Mary in them. It’s a TGIF miracle!
Posted by Candy ♦ October 19, 2007





At 1:10 am Mette said:
WTF
October 19, 2007
At 4:49 am jewed said:
Looks like she got dressed in Goodwill,in the dark.
October 19, 2007
At 4:53 am Julie said:
WTF is right!
October 19, 2007
At 5:42 am Nicole said:
“They start spinning”……LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle Candy.
October 19, 2007
At 5:44 am bluehawaii said:
And….she’s got the “Damn, I’m good!” expression.
WTF.
October 19, 2007
At 6:01 am jenner said:
OH SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THIS HOLY MESS?!?!??!
WHAT THE….?!?!?!
CAN’T…FORM…COHERENT….SENTENCE….
October 19, 2007
At 6:02 am jenner said:
I just showed this to my friend - she thinks JC lost a bet…
October 19, 2007
At 8:41 am Jenn F. said:
Definitely lost a bet.
October 19, 2007
At 9:53 am big joe said:
jennifer clownelly ready for her cirque de soleil act
October 19, 2007
At 10:52 am MsTriste said:
LOL at Jewed
October 19, 2007
At 12:03 pm princess bride said:
a plaid scarf will really accent it nicely.
October 19, 2007
At 12:04 pm princess bride said:
oops - i meant “would.”
October 19, 2007
At 12:14 pm Holy Terror said:
Is it a skort, jumpsuit or dress? The center stitching is throwing me off. But I have to say, this really seems like some kind of lark, can’t wait to hear the story behind this.
When Lara Flynn Boyle wore that crazy Ballerina get up at some awards show, she was sending a private message to Jack Nicholson. I think he had just cheated on her with a dancer. She mentioned this in brief, but the press was not interested in that story, which I think is/was much more juicy than the outfit scandal.
October 19, 2007
At 3:16 pm librarian kathleen said:
Holy Terror’s remark is something worth
pursuing. More on this story, please!
Where, oh Where, are the handlers and dressers
and gofers and everybody when Hollywood-types
go out in public?
JC and her husband are usually so low-key
and calm and un-weird.
October 19, 2007
At 8:30 pm bluehawaii said:
JC’s husband cheated on her with a…clown…perhaps?? There’s definitely some kind of CLOWN subtext here.
October 19, 2007
At 12:13 am Holy Terror said:
ROTFL Blue!
October 20, 2007
At 7:48 am kathleen said:
the shoes alone are enough to make me dizzy!
October 20, 2007