Jennifer Connelly May Want to Make Appointment with her Eye Doctor

Filed under: Celebrities, Fashion

I dare you to spin around the room ten times. Then do a cartwheel. And, what the heck, throw in a few somersaults for good measure.

Done…? Excellent. Have a seat. Because, as dizzy as you may feel right now, I just wanted you to know you’re still not suffering from nearly as much vertigo as I am from staring at THIS for the past five minutes:

Jennifer Connelly at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Reservation Road”

The frock is like a Monet on acid, no? Not that I’d, um, know what that was like, of course. Just a hunch. And the shoes… ! Can’t… stop… staring… at… shoes…

I swear, if you look at them long enough, they start spinning. And if you squint really hard, you can see the Virgin Mary in them. It’s a TGIF miracle!


Posted by Candy ♦ October 19, 2007

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17 Responses to “Jennifer Connelly May Want to Make Appointment with her Eye Doctor”

  1. Mette

    WTF

  2. jewed

    Looks like she got dressed in Goodwill,in the dark.

  3. Julie

    WTF is right!

  4. Nicole

    “They start spinning”……LMAO. Thanks for the chuckle Candy.

  5. And….she’s got the “Damn, I’m good!” expression.

    WTF.

  6. OH SWEET JESUS WHAT IS THIS HOLY MESS?!?!??!

    WHAT THE….?!?!?!

    CAN’T…FORM…COHERENT….SENTENCE….

  7. I just showed this to my friend - she thinks JC lost a bet…

  8. Jenn F.

    Definitely lost a bet.

  9. big joe

    jennifer clownelly ready for her cirque de soleil act

  10. MsTriste

    LOL at Jewed

  11. princess bride

    a plaid scarf will really accent it nicely.

  12. princess bride

    oops - i meant “would.”

  13. Holy Terror

    Is it a skort, jumpsuit or dress? The center stitching is throwing me off. But I have to say, this really seems like some kind of lark, can’t wait to hear the story behind this.

    When Lara Flynn Boyle wore that crazy Ballerina get up at some awards show, she was sending a private message to Jack Nicholson. I think he had just cheated on her with a dancer. She mentioned this in brief, but the press was not interested in that story, which I think is/was much more juicy than the outfit scandal.

  14. librarian kathleen

    Holy Terror’s remark is something worth
    pursuing. More on this story, please!

    Where, oh Where, are the handlers and dressers
    and gofers and everybody when Hollywood-types
    go out in public?

    JC and her husband are usually so low-key
    and calm and un-weird.

  15. JC’s husband cheated on her with a…clown…perhaps?? There’s definitely some kind of CLOWN subtext here.

  16. Holy Terror

    ROTFL Blue!

  17. kathleen

    the shoes alone are enough to make me dizzy!

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