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Simply put, I saw this photo of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson and immediately this image of the Creature From The Black Lagoon popped into my head. Medium: graphite and watercolor on paper, digital color/text.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 18, 2007
Erick
At 1:28 pm Erick said:
It’s good that she’s a creature of the water, that way she can just use the bathroom on herself whenver and no one is going to know. good stuff!
October 18, 2007
Jenn F.
At 1:49 pm Jenn F. said:
Heehee. Me likey.
October 18, 2007
At 1:53 pm midevil said:
Erick,
You’re just jealous of those of us who have a slight tendency to urinate in public–well, wait, I’ve never actually pissed my pants. Ok, never mind.
Very nice colour choices! I wondered what this one was going to look like.
October 18, 2007
At 2:20 pm kdl said:
fishlips!
maybe she got her methmouth fixed?
October 18, 2007
At 2:30 pm trapitossucios.com said:
OMG Im a fergie fan.. but this is awesome!
October 18, 2007
At 2:59 pm TheReallyJamesBond said:
Uncle Floyd sez,..”EEWWWWWWW,.. Scary, Scary Boys N’ Girls!”
October 18, 2007
At 3:39 pm just wonderin said:
Talk about nappy headed!
October 18, 2007
At 4:00 pm Stuck in AL said:
Her upper teeth are quite a bit different than her lower ones! Yuck! She needs to learn to smile like all the other celebrities do - only show the uppers!
October 18, 2007
At 4:53 pm Fairlady Z said:
Haha, oh geez. I remember seeing her in one of the BEP’s early videos and thinking she was really pretty. Then I saw a few close-up shots… wow. It’s a man, man!
October 18, 2007
At 5:08 pm hmmmm said:
Cannot stand her. She tried meth for like a minute as a teenager and ever since has gone on and on and on how she was able to overcome her “addiction”. Shut up Fergie, you douche
October 18, 2007
At 6:35 pm Demon Kitty said:
She does have a fucking hot body. I will admit, I have been attracted to her something fierce. Her taste in clothes is heinous. She does not have the type of face that is going to age well.
If I had a dime every time I peed in my pants, fuck I’d be richer than Fergie! Laughing and sneezing makes me lose bladder control. I wonder if there are some exercises I can do to improve this? Suggestions are welcome.
October 18, 2007
At 10:14 pm Matt said:
Hmm… I dunno about her looking like the creature. She’s really got me reconsidering my thoughts on her being a walking pair of boobies, I mean all her old songs are really slutty then boom ‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’ comes out and I’m like, it can’t be Fergie! I can’t believe how lyrical it is (especially taking into consideration she sang about her “lumps” or being tasty with an ‘E’ it’s a HUGE step for Ferg)
I honestly never found her to be very attractive, her face structure is a tad man-ish (though on a good day she looks alright on a bad day she could pass as a man in drag). In that picture she just looks worse than usual. I dunno how anyone can make that shape with their mouth when trying to smile (if so they should never make happy face ever).
The celebrity that reminds me most of the Creature from the Black Lagoon has gotta be Janice Dickinson. They have the exact same neck wrinkles (or is it gills???). Plus her eyes are all squinty from so much face lifts. The lips look just like the creature’s too. I honestly believe with a shave Janice would look just like the creature (likely more hideous and horror enducing). Well she’s pretty damn close considering that she just needs gills, but who knows she might have gills implant someday (if such a thing shall ever exist).
October 18, 2007
deanna1104
At 10:42 pm deanna1104 said:
huh.
she is quite an unattractive thing up close. i think if she loosened the brow straps just a bit but pulled back around the eyes and lowered the cheekbones she could pull off looking more like, well less like courtney love trying to look like kim catrell.
October 18, 2007
At 2:48 am Cici said:
This is classic! Perfect for Halloween. I love her webbed hand complete with manicure.
October 19, 2007
At 5:18 am Thorne Smith said:
Her celebrity is a mystery to me…kind of like (fill in the blank) ____ (Simpson sisters, Paris, etc..). Now when I see this close up photo, I see another celebrity in dire need of Photoshop-in-a-Can.
14 — Brilliant as usual!
October 19, 2007
At 5:30 am jenner said:
I chuckled a little bit until I clicked on the link to the creature image - then I choked. Not only does she look like the creature, but a plastic toy creature head….Spot on LOL
October 19, 2007
At 5:57 am DonnaJEM said:
I love the big honking nose!
October 19, 2007
At 6:25 am mojo said:
Dude, she doesn’t writer her own songs. Nearly everyone in the music business buys their songs, ads an and or a the and then says they wrote it. Her music, even her big song now is very surface and annoying. Sorry, but an artist that can write, and has the looks to go with it is rare, and she ain’t one of ‘em…lol…not by a long shot. The difference between previous songs, and Big Girls should have told you that. Anyone remember listening to music where the artist wasn’t entirely the center of attention? It’s been a while ago that it was popular, but it still exists. AVOID TOP 40, STOP LISTENING TO BAD MUSIC. Oh yeah…great art 14. You’re a riot. You deserve more credit than an a**bag like Perez…I bet it sounds like velcro when he peels himself from his computer chair.
October 19, 2007
At 6:39 am YepYEPyep said:
I saw her once in a signing for Gillette (dont ask me why she there) and she actually looks pretty in person I though she was ugly as hell from her pics, but maybe she doesnt photograph well.
October 19, 2007
At 11:34 am Fluff said:
Unfortunately the same comparison can be made with Meg Ryan and Brett Michaels and countless others. I think the Creature was the first to get the Hollywood “Trout Pout”.
October 19, 2007
At 1:18 pm zenflower said:
Brilliant as usual, 14!
You know, even before her pants-pissing incident, I always thought she looked as though she doesn’t smell too fresh.
October 19, 2007
At 2:13 pm Anika said:
wow, that is brilliant! haha. The original picture is very frightening.
October 19, 2007
At 1:26 am Viper Tetsu said:
Thou art stroking my horror-nerd and celebrity snark pleasure nodes with the adroitness of a smack dealer passing out free China White. Bless you.
October 20, 2007
At 11:22 am midevil said:
Did someone say free China White?
*waits*
October 20, 2007