Filed under: Celebrities, Pamela Anderson
I thought we’d kick off the day with some true romance: Behold the wedding pictures from Pamela Anderson’s quickie marriage to fellow sex tape star Rick Salomon. The photos, as you can tell, were sold to OK!, while the honeymoon video will likely be sold to OnlyBestSex.com.
Pammy, who wore her finest bridal hooker gear for the occasion, tells OK!:
“I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area.” (After seeing your sex tapes, I didn’t know there were any areas that hadn’t been “fulfilled”?)
“I’m having the best time in my life.” (Yes, liquor does have that effect.)
She says the cream denim Valentino gown and vintage Neil Lane jewelry that she wore for the ceremony were “unpretentious and super-genuine.” (Oh, honey — nothing hanging from your body is genuine.)
Congrats again, you crazy kids!
Posted by Candy ♦ October 17, 2007
At 9:47 am Paige said:
She looks ridiculous!
October 17, 2007
At 10:24 am Nicole said:
Her fingertip-length veil is longer than her dress…
October 17, 2007
At 10:54 am Julie said:
Nice sock cap, Rick. Her poor kids are going to be so confused with all of her wedding albums lying around.
October 17, 2007
At 11:20 am Me said:
A 100% LOL-fest.
Valentino designed that gown??
Why did she even bother to wear
clothing? And yeah, nice sock cap
& 5 o’clock shadow
he’s wearing in the wedding photos.
He likes his women with a nice
proboscis monkey-shaped nose job.
October 17, 2007
At 11:49 am Jenn said:
I am with Paige - Pam is ridiculous
October 17, 2007
At 12:17 pm Hannah said:
They’ll serve as a nice memory when they get divorced next week!!!
October 17, 2007
At 3:32 pm Michelle said:
Same old, same old, same as all the other damned marraiges…
October 17, 2007
At 4:39 pm librarian kathleen said:
Well, in the past, I always liked Pam the way I liked Dolly Parton.
Both seemed very conscious of their outre physicality, and had a great sense of humor about it. (Hey, I’m one of the few women who actually liked Barb Wire.)
But now, for PA at least, it all seems either so sad, or so ramped up to be papparazzi fodder.
October 17, 2007
At 6:19 pm Holy Terror said:
Statements like, “I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area.” really tempt fate. Sucks, cause I had such high hopes for this one.
October 17, 2007
At 6:23 pm Jenny said:
Look at how vacuous she looks in that full-body shot. Wow. I can just hear her thinking, ’so, like, this is how to stand, like, right? totally’
Oh, and ’super-genuine?’
October 17, 2007
At 8:48 pm bluehawaii said:
That’s how she rolls…
October 17, 2007