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Donald Trump, who would suggest frying up Guatemalan orphans for breakfast if he thought it would get him a blurb in The New York Post, has once again landed himself in the press — this time, by slamming the looks of two of the hottest people in Hollywood: George Clooney and Angelina Jolie.
“One of the perceptions I had of George Clooney was he was this big, strong guy. And he was very little when I met him. . . Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she’s like this great beauty. And I’m not saying she’s an unattractive woman, but she’s no beauty, not by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she’s not – I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she’s not.”
So… is he trying to say he understands beauty? That point wasn’t clear to me. If so, he’s right — his wife IS beautiful. Beautifully constipated, that is. Always! Seriously, would somebody give that woman a laxative already?
In response, Angelina offered to adopt the animal on Trump’s head to save it from a life of ridicule, while Candy quietly cried in her latte over her shattered dream of a TALL, dark and handsome Clooney. (Damn you, Trump!)
Posted by Candy ♦ October 17, 2007
At 10:45 am jenner said:
His wife apparently belongs to the JLo school of posing for pics - open your lips just so, squint your eyes, and look like you’re reeeeeeeeeally confused (or about to take a dump)
PS I think The Donald is the LAST person who should be discussing good looking people…those eyebrows are like awnings (there are obviously many more things to pick on, but I can’t get over those 3-D eyebrows. I bet Mrs. Trump never needs an umbrella….)
October 17, 2007
At 10:52 am Julie said:
LOL @ jenner: “awnings”. Hahaha!!
The Donald’s such an idiot. How can you say Clooney is “very little” and Angelina is not beautiful? At least Ange never poses like she’s ready for that Correctol cocktail.
October 17, 2007
At 11:00 am jenner said:
oh shit, just came across another Melania(sp?) special:
http://dlisted.com/node/16718
GOOD LORD LMFAO….squeeze it out, honey! You can do it!
October 17, 2007
At 11:04 am levnette said:
Miss Nevada, anyone?
October 17, 2007
At 11:10 am big joe said:
clooney ain’t exactly “little”, imdb lists him at 5′11″. (also his b-day is may 6 - same as mine. just another one of the many things we have in common)
trump is listed at 6′2″, but he was probably wearing his usual 4″ manolo blahnik’s. so of course george is going to look “very little”.
October 17, 2007
At 11:34 am Hi5 Codes said:
Hahahaha that first sentance hahaha that is so true. Can’t he just make money and STFU like other people?
October 17, 2007
At 11:48 am Jenn said:
Buck up there Candy George is still gorgeous. Trump is a doofus and a publicity whore.
October 17, 2007
At 12:16 pm Hannah said:
LOL, she DOES look like she hasn’t gone to the bathroom in months!!! Or maybe the Botox won’t let her move her squinty eyes??
October 17, 2007
At 12:47 pm Happy Go Lucky said:
I wonder if she knows squinting
causes wrinkles :-\
October 17, 2007
At 1:37 pm jewed said:
She has just adopted his scowl,I think.
October 17, 2007
At 2:11 pm naughty girl said:
i can’t stand the donald, but i have to agree with him for once. angelina is NOT beautiful. her huge lips are always chapped and take up her entire face. she used to be sexy when she had more meat on her bones but she doesn’t even have a nice body anymore.
October 17, 2007
At 4:31 pm librarian kathleen said:
Some people are very skilled in the capitalist, free-enterprise moneyed ways of the world.
I don’t hate them for that, but I don’t necessarily admire them either.
Mr. Trump is very media savvy. Perhaps one should interview Ivana, or Marla, about his ethics, judgement, dedication, honesty, history,
and etc. Not to mention bankruptcy, questionable
business deals, and other things which are not detailed in his books.
Just a thought.
It’s hard for people to argue with success. But
I wonder
October 17, 2007
At 6:14 pm Holy Terror said:
Someone in that D-Listed posting said that Trump and Rosie O’D probably hate one another because they are one and the same; both thrive on saying controversial things that stir the pot. I can totally see that point.
As for Trump’s meeting George Clooney; that actually took place on the set of “Mission Impossible,” and that was actually Tom Cruise.
October 17, 2007
At 7:19 pm lmnop said:
I *love* the Melania (Melanoma?) squint! So constant, so predictable, so probably-caused-by-looking-at-Trump’s-hair-all-the-time.
You can’t go wrong there!
October 17, 2007
At 8:29 pm Jenn F. said:
How in the world can you repeatedly state, “I understand beauty” when you have hair like that? It’s so outlandishly awful, how can he look in the mirror and say “Yeeeaaaaahhh.”
And you’re right, Jenner, those eyebrows are another thing entirely. He’d best keep away from open windows in case he unexpectedly takes flight. Goddamn.
I must admit I’ve always found Angelina’s face to be a big squishy looking, as though she ran into a wall. She’s beautiful ~ but like most people, only from certain angles.
October 17, 2007
At 9:04 pm bluehawaii said:
George is gorgeous. Angelina is beautiful.
Donald is an eccentric weirdo. Melania looks mean.
MAN! This feels shallow.
October 17, 2007
At 9:35 pm Marie said:
Is he kidding with a wife that looks like that? She looks like Terri Hatcher’s mummy.
October 17, 2007