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Why, I bet you were thinking to yourself in the shower this morning, “I wonder if Rumer Willis still has that God-awful bleached blonde hair?” No? That was just me…?
Just kidding. This isn’t my day of the week to take a shower.
Anyway, as you can see at this fabulous T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch party in L.A. last night, Rumer has, in fact, gotten rid of the God-awful bleached blonde hair — along with her ability to properly button a shirt. Hey, you can’t have it all.
Perhaps the only thing more exciting than my Rumer Willis hair update, is the press release I received for this very event. Subject line: NEW T-MOBILE SIDEKICK LX MADE A DAZZLING DEBUT IN HOLLYWOOD. That’s right — DAZZLING DEBUT! In all-caps!
Is there anything they won’t throw a launch party for these days? I’m just waiting for KIMBERLY-CLARK TOILET SEAT COVERS MAKE STUNNING DEBUT IN AREA NIGHTCLUB BATHROOM STALLS! Now that’s a party I’d like to attend. Those seat covers have saved my ass — literally — many a time. (What is wrong with women? Why can’t they pee IN the toilet? Cover, don’t hover if you don’t have perfect aim!)
Posted by Candy ♦ October 17, 2007
At 2:12 pm princess bride said:
at least she has us talking about her hair, rather than her strange face. smart girl.
October 17, 2007
At 3:47 pm jenner said:
I don’t even want to TELL you what I’ve seen in restrooms. Let’s just say it looked like a GD MASSACRE had taken place…*shudder*
re: Rumer - the hair would have been fine if she hadn’t stopped at step one of the dye job. She had it bleached, AND THEN LEFT IT AT THAT. What the…!??!?! You gotta bleach it, THEN DYE OVER IT. She has $$$ - she can’t afford a stylist that knows this is a two phase event???
Weird.
October 17, 2007
At 4:16 pm librarian kathleen said:
Candy, I hope when you get invited to these
crazy Hollywood events, and you attend, you get real fine goody-bags, at least. I mean, otherwise, what’s the point?
October 17, 2007
At 8:41 pm bluehawaii said:
Rumer always looks so blue. You suppose she’s infatuated with her stepdad?
October 17, 2007
At 9:24 pm martini lover said:
well we know terrence howard won’t go to the toilet seat cover launch party unless there are baby wipes, too.
October 17, 2007