Filed under: Celebrities, Oprah
Jerry Seinfeld’s wife Jessica went on Oprah last week to promote her cookbook (*yawn*), Deceptively Delicious — and, surprise, surprise, it became a national best-seller the following week. So when Jerry visited Oprah yesterday to promote Bee Movie (*yawn*… sorry, I must be tired), with Jessica sitting in the front row, Oprah took the opportunity to inform everyone that Jessica had thanked her by sending 21 freakin’ pairs of mostly Christian Louboutin shoes. Yes, 21 pairs of $1000 shoes. Which, by my calculations, equals… one MILL-ion dollars! Oh wait, no — it’s $21,000.
Math never was my forte.
Gosh, it warms my heart when a multi-multi-millionaire wife sends a Louboutin basket to a billionaire who already has a walk-in closet of shoes bigger than my house. It makes ME want to perform a random act of kindness, like go to The Ivy and pay for Eva Longoria’s tab!
I wonder, however, if Jessica accounted for Oprah’s sixth toe, aka her bunion? That’s right — Oprah can’t wear just ANY ol’ overpriced pair of strappy heels. So if you need someone to take that basket off your hands, Oprah… you can find me at The Ivy today.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 16, 2007
At 10:28 am Christina said:
Looks like Oprah has a hammer toe that needs fixin’, too. Yikes.
October 16, 2007
At 11:01 am Nicole said:
Eeek!
October 16, 2007
At 11:06 am Julie said:
She couldn’t donate that $$$ to a charity in Oprah’s name? I don’t think Oprah would’ve minded in the least.
October 16, 2007
At 12:47 pm Hollywood Ho said:
Jessica should have written a book about how to land a super rich man. I would have bought that.
October 16, 2007
At 1:09 pm Julie said:
HH: and she would have to add to the title: “how to land a super rich guy AND crush the heart of your 1st husband of 1 week.”
October 16, 2007
At 4:01 pm smarmy said:
Payless..BOGO wouldn’tve cut it I guess.
October 16, 2007
At 9:02 am Kia said:
OK, this just gets worse. (My initial reaction to this is at http://www.soysister.blogspot.com)
Why doesn’t JS use the profits to combat childhood obesity?
G-d knows neither she nor Oprah needs the money or shoes…
October 17, 2007
At 9:50 pm bluehawaii said:
My jaw hit the floor when I saw O’s feet! They’re hideous.
October 18, 2007
At 6:51 pm Jo Jo said:
She should have bought her some Birkenstocks.
October 20, 2007