Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Anne is using that bag because:
1) She’s carrying a pair of pants that actually fit her boyfriend’s crotch;
2) She’s hiding the bodies of Natalie Portman and Keira Knightley, so she now has a shot at the top roles;
3) She’s covering the fact she’s having a “bloated” day;
4) The 6 ft. x 9 ft. version wasn’t available;
5) You never know when you might need some extra space to carry around a small Asian family;
6) None of the above. Anne’s actually using that bag because _______________.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 13, 2007
At 12:22 pm fionnmhaith said:
Well, there’s always the old standby of she is so used to the rest of Hollywood having “baby bumps” that she felt she needed to cover her middle to create the air of mystery. That way she would be on all of the mag covers with “Hiding a Baby Bump” plastered above her head…
Though reason 2 is hysterical!
Happy Saturday
October 13, 2007
At 1:59 pm librarian kathleen said:
Candy, I think it’s number one. He does appear to have something going on down there, sort of leftward leaning…. and she does have a great BIG smile on her face!
October 13, 2007
At 2:43 pm Wawa said:
#2 IS funny, though I don’t think she’d need such a big bag to carry those two.
October 13, 2007
At 3:45 pm Aine said:
I dunno, Wawa, in hollywood standards, Natilie Portman is a bit of a porker, so shes taken up most of the space in there. Kiera’s probably in Anne’s wallet.
October 13, 2007
At 7:09 pm kathleen said:
the guy looks like an older, bigger zach braff.
October 13, 2007
At 8:29 pm Jenn F. said:
I can’t decide what’s worse ~ her bag or his crotch. They both make me feel uncomfortable. Somebody buy that man some new pants! Gach! It’s like man-camel toe. What is that… goat hoof?
October 13, 2007
At 9:26 pm jewed said:
Re the bag - to quote Seinfeld “Why didn’t you get the big one?”
October 13, 2007
At 11:17 am Hannah said:
He DOES look like a cross between Zach Braff and David Duchovny!
October 14, 2007