Filed under: Celebrity Fragrances
UPDATE: We’ve just learned Celebrity Stench has been recalled back to China due to dangerous levels of lead. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 12, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ October 12, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ October 12, 2007
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 5:33 am KAT said:
WHATEVER THIS IS ALL ABOUT, IT IS STOOPID!!!!
CELEBRITIES ARE, AS A WHOLE, WORTHLESS, BUT I REALLY DO LIKE THE CELINE DION FRAGRANCE “BELONG”. IT IS A RATHER LOVELY SCENT AND I GET MANY COMPLIMENTS! MEERKAT MANOR FOREVER!!!!! FLOWER WILL BE MISSED!!!
October 12, 2007
At 5:35 am TheReallyJamesBond said:
AHHHH,… Nothin’ like the stench of overblown celebrity fragrence! Equal in aroma to the tantalizing smell of a massive stanky-foot-burger!!!
October 12, 2007
At 5:55 am AMPed said:
This captures the true essence of all the those ‘wonderful’ celebs you have featured the last few days - over blown and over sized…love it!! Especially love that you also said it was Nuevo….sweet…
October 12, 2007
At 6:24 am Jujupiter said:
Very good satire. What about some brand extension like “Celebrity Stench For Men”? Or “Celebrity Stench Plus”?
October 12, 2007
At 7:08 am claire booth luce said:
Also doubles as a fly and mosquito repellant.
October 12, 2007
At 7:13 am midevil said:
Oh. My. Gawd. I can’t wait until you cover the blow-up-doll story on Charlie Sheen, which can be found here:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21212671
October 12, 2007
At 7:17 am Alexandra said:
LMAO!
Oh 14, I used to only really like your site. Now I adore it. You have an amazing way to taking trivial celebrity matters, and now you’ve mixed it with actual news.
You rock!
Can’t wait for your next post!
– Alleycat
October 12, 2007
At 7:21 am just wonderin said:
Too bad it’s not available anymore-I love the carefully proportioned flacon!
October 12, 2007
At 9:51 am Erik said:
Brilliant and efficient, 14! Too bad about the high levels of lead though, maybe that’s part of the reason so many celebs come off as braindead?
I think P. Diddy’s next signature scent should be called “Wank” or “Wanker”.
October 12, 2007
At 10:09 am 14 said:
Dear Lovely Smellin’ Kat,
It was “Celebrity Fragrance Week” on GOTA this week, but I forget to tell everyone. Next week begins the Halloween Extravaganza, so you may rest easy knowing I won’t be messing with your precious bottle of Celine Dion.
xoxo
14
October 12, 2007
Jenn F.
At 10:10 am Jenn F. said:
Kat, please stop yelling.
I love the spotlights behind the title. Nice touch. And the size of the jug is hilarious… it seems to suggest that users are likely to marinate in the stuff. Nice work, 14.
October 12, 2007
At 11:45 am Becca said:
Brilliance.XD
October 12, 2007
At 1:02 pm just wonderin said:
Dear Kat,
May I ask who was complimenting your Celine Dion perfume? Was it Humans or Meerkats?
Sniffles
October 12, 2007
deanna1104
At 5:24 pm deanna1104 said:
thank heavens you got this out before the christmas rush. i think this celebrity stench, if in the wrong hands, might push those women who are already teetering on the edge of whoredom, right off the cliff. last thing i need in my life is joan rivers getting out a limo, legs spread eagle with no squirrel covers on, or barb walters walking round with her ass cheeks barely covered by some tshirt/dress outfit she managed into a dress with a pair of dirty cowboy boots. right now i dunno how i feel about this stench. a little here and a little there a few of us might manage to go out in a tank top minus the bra. BUT a full squirt, or 5 second stream? i dunno that i really want puff doo doo on my leg like that. i meant puff diddy.
October 12, 2007
At 6:15 pm Chicki said:
Kat, there’s a key on your computer keyboard (you know, that thing with all the letters and numbers on it, where you hunt for the letters and then press them?) that says Caps Lock on it. Find that key. Press it. There you go, honey. And in future, please remember that IF YOUR TYPING LOOKS LIKE THIS you should press your Caps Lock key again.
October 12, 2007
At 6:20 pm bonni said:
I sell perfumes (and other stuff), and I will say that there are a couple of celebrity perfumes that are actually pretty okay, as perfumes go, but overall, I tend to agree that the whole celebrity perfume thing is bizarre.
One thing is that when/if a celebrity falls out of favor with the public, the sales of their perfume will go way down, too! There will be a few holdouts who just like the fragrance and will keep buying it, but the shelf life of a 100ml bottle of perfume is pretty long, so by the time they’re out, they may be totally over the celebrity (and the perfume).
I’ve got a couple of bottles of Britney Spears perfume that I’m going to have to literally give away because NOBODY is buying it….
October 12, 2007
At 7:27 pm Arth Akal said:
Too funny, 14… Too funny. This is a great way to start the day, thanks!
October 12, 2007
Jenn F.
At 8:34 pm Jenn F. said:
Oh Deanna, you are like the Chuck E. Cheese of this comment section. You crack me up. Squirrel covers? *falls over laughing again*
October 12, 2007
At 11:11 am PeachPie said:
I visit often, but never post. But damn it, I have to.
Never came across someone with such an exact sensibility, thoughts and point of view about the world of celebs as much as much as you. Twisted, sure, but exactly the same. It’s like someone taking a thought outta your head and painting it.
Great wit, great talent, my friend. And as much as I hate the term “spot on” (you ruined that, Top Chef!), your commentaries and art are just that.
October 13, 2007
At 3:09 pm Demon Kitty said:
Perhaps I could buy a bottle of this to clean up the cat pee, when my demons miss the litter box. However, that may make things a lot more vile.
Juju just bit me and shat on the floor because I wouldn’t open can # 1,000,000 of cat food for her today. I can only imagine what a melange of eau de Sweat Diddy’s Balls, eau de I Have been Eating Taco Hell and Kentucky Fried and Cheetos for months without bathing skin musk of Britney Spears, eau de covered with pan cake make up Jennifer Lopez, and eau de receptacle de Jizzum Paris Hilton would do to her.
I shudder to think.
October 13, 2007
At 3:10 pm Demon Kitty said:
Bonni,
After reading your comment, I am beginning to wonder if celebrities don’t bottle some of their phermones and mix it with whatever. MMMmmmm, that could be a fucking good reason no one is buying Britney Spears. LOL.
October 13, 2007
At 7:24 pm scungilli said:
read SOMEwhere that the profit margin on these scents is huge. guess some celebs are cashing in … go figyah … used to be restaurants, dinit? … nice work, 4teeny …
October 13, 2007
At 7:50 pm coffeegod said:
Now all you need is that really loud guy who usually shills for KaBoom to sell it on an infomercial.
October 13, 2007
At 9:12 pm Karen said:
My husband got in the car the other day and he REEKED of something sweaty and dead (not his usual scent) I turned away instantly and asked “What the Hell have you sprayed yourself with?” If that’s what Beckham smells like….Posh is welcome to him!
October 14, 2007
At 10:33 am YepYEPyep said:
so 14 xmas is coming, no celebrity perfume for you?
And I had already bought you Britneys latest one : (
October 15, 2007
At 1:13 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Christ Baked not Fried in Olestra, why are you NOT writing copy for Infomercials? Oh, yeah: Because you’ve got talent for something besides selling shit. And again, it’s the little details (love the bi-lingual ‘New’ sticker) that make this piece so darn magical.
October 15, 2007
At 12:41 am bonni said:
Demon Kitty, I believe that one of the Paris Hilton perfumes (her first one, maybe?) has some sort of supposed pheremone substance in it. I don’t know, as I never stocked it and have never even tested it, but I believe I read/heard that somewhere.
If there’s a God, the pheremones are NOT from Paris, herself.
October 18, 2007
At 12:28 pm seabiscuit said:
I dunno…seems a little pricey. I’ll just whip up a batch myself using a little dysfunction, self-obsession and indifference and I will call it Orgasm because it will give everyone an olfactory orgasm.
October 18, 2007
At 3:11 pm Stop Sweat said:
Hey,
Check out this blog, it goes with the “Celebrity Stench.” It’s called Celebrity Sweating, here’s the link:
http://www.celebritysweating.com
October 18, 2007