Filed under: Pieces of Candy

In case you missed it: Last week’s episode of Holy Candy TV’s Gossip Gospel. I’ve been struggling with a nasty cold this week (I know — excuses, excuses), so a new one’s coming on Monday. Unless I come down with Mad Cow. Or Monkeypox. [YouTube]

Just like the Energizer Bunny (and my hunger for chocolate-covered pretzels), the Anna Nicole Smith saga keeps going and going and going… [Celebrity Smack]

Pictures of Sir Richard Branson’s promotional stunt gone awry. Because laughing at multi-billionaires never gets old. [Ayyyy!]

Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend looks more involved with his cell phone than with her. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez to tie the knot? Awwww. Any man who leaves his longtime wife for you is BOUND to be a wonderful hubby. Congrats! [GlossLip]

Beyonce looks as thrilled to endorse a cell phone as I am about the reception on mine. (Seriously, will I EVER be able to hear callers inside my house?) [popbytes]

Britney Spears going on tour? Well, I guess she needs some way to cover her mounting Taco Bell tab. [POTP]

Eva Mendes and Petra Nemcova get cuddly. (Don’t say I never did anything for you, boys.) [CityRag]

Halle Berry shows off her baby bump — whether she wants to or not. [Hollywood Offender]

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston back together again? He must be plying her with margaritas. Margarita goggles! (Been there, girlfriend.) [Gabby Babble]