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Lindsay Lohan, who checked out of Cirque Lodge in Utah last week, but remains in their outpatient program, is now tackling the last, critical phase of the 12-Step Program:
Sell your story to the tabloids!
Here are a few nuggets from Lindsay’s interview with OK! magazine:
LINDSAY: “[Rehab] was a sobering experience.”
CANDY: Um… I think that’s the point of it. But I wouldn’t know for sure. [TAKES A SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]
LINDSAY: “It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way.”
CANDY: Yes, I hear you no longer see TWO of everything when you’re sober. [TAKES ANOTHER SIP OF BREAKFAST MARTINI]
LINDSAY: “I’m going back [to L.A.] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah, so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”
CANDY: So they don’t have drugs and alcohol there? Note to self: Don’t visit Utah.
LINDSAY: “Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.”
CANDY: I recommend taking up a healthier hobby. Like porn or online gambling. Also, pot is not a real drug, so that’s another option for you.
LINDSAY: “I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”
CANDY: I believe that epiphany came to you when you heard the words, “You have the right to remain silent…”
LINDSAY: “I’m here to stay. My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”
CANDY: It was a gift? Great! Maybe you can exchange it.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 9, 2007
At 11:02 am Jen1984 said:
Hilarious.
October 9, 2007
At 11:21 am langtry said:
Is anyone else finding Michael Lohan’s behavior towards Lindsay in this photo (as well as many, many others) to be teh creepy? Shades of Papa Joe Simpson, IMO.
October 9, 2007
At 11:34 am princess bride said:
papa michael is definitely creepy. his new girlfriend looks just like lindsay. ick.
October 9, 2007
At 12:30 pm Fabiola Thing said:
Michael and Dina are blood suckers
October 9, 2007
At 1:13 pm big joe said:
totally creepy. he looks like he just used the “fake yawn, arm-around-the-girl, go-in-for-the-kiss” routine.
October 9, 2007
At 2:04 pm Julie said:
I agree. That pic is VERY creepy and disturbing.
October 9, 2007
At 3:48 pm martini lover said:
no wonder lindsay is messed up.
October 9, 2007
At 7:39 pm bluehawaii said:
She needs to kick her parents to the curb (easier said than done…).
October 9, 2007
At 9:09 pm Wawa said:
Your comments were more entertaining than her interview, Candy.
October 9, 2007