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Kim Kardashian, whose ass never met a camera it didn’t like, is involved in yet another sex scandal — just in time for Keeping Up With the Kardashians! — as a criminal investigation has been launched regarding “sexually explicit pictures” taken of Kim and her sister/fellow reality star, Kourtney when they were teenagers.

Love all the “K” names, by the way. Precious! But PLEASE don’t tell me they have a sister named “Kandy.” Or, worse, “Kandi.” That would be too much for me to handle.

The nude pictures, where the chicks also pose with a man in the buff, were offered for sale to media outlets yesterday. While Kim is 27 and Kourtney is 28, sources say the pictures were taken 11 years ago, when they were mere teenage sluts girls.

A rep for Kim told NYDN: “Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them.”

Okay, yes, child pornography is wrong and sick, BUT… shouldn’t 17-year-old girls know better? I mean, it’s just one of those things you learn as a child. Drink your milk. Don’t get into cars with people you don’t know. If you cross you eyes, they’re gonna stay like that. Don’t pose naked with strangers.

It’s Rule #4, people! How could you forget?