Filed under: Top 10 Lists
Behold the Eighth Wonder of the World: CoCo’s derrière. Which has inspired Holy Candy to create a list of 10 Fun Things You Can Do with CoCo’s Ass:
10. Stick a carnation in it and use it as a vass* (*the popular butt version of a vase)
9. Tattoo the faces of Bruce Willis and Andre Agassi on each cheek, have them talk to each other
8. Place family photos on it and use it to replace your old end table
7. Make an ATM machine out of it (spits out rappers’ money)
6. Dress them up as Pamela Anderson’s breasts for Halloween
5. Use it as a portable serving tray (serves 8-12 people)
4. Sell ad space on it (”Think outside the bun.” “Drivers wanted.”)
3. Use them in a fun game of bASSketball (Ha! Get it? BASSket — *AHEM*)
2. Tell kids they’re Halloween pumpkins. Watch the fun ensue.
1. Throw ‘em to Britney to keep her from drowning in her own mess
Posted by Candy ♦ October 2, 2007
At 12:22 pm martini lover said:
Ha, that is funny! I want to see the bald Bruce and Andre ass cheeks talking!
October 2, 2007
At 12:56 pm Jenn said:
Good Gawd
that thang looks deformed
October 2, 2007
At 1:08 pm Julie said:
WTF? That can’t be real.
October 2, 2007
At 1:11 pm Hollywood Ho said:
Ice T claims it’s real, but I don’t believe it.
SICK!!
October 2, 2007
At 1:35 pm OUBoyWonder said:
That is one of the BEST looking asses I have ever seen (and I was into “babys having back” WAY before Mix-A-Lot let the secret out!
October 2, 2007
At 1:59 pm anon said:
there’s a difference b/w voluptuous and deformed. that is gross!
October 2, 2007
At 2:35 pm Neecie said:
Ice T can claim it is real all he wants, but the fact of the matter is that with today’s technology, people’s bodies can be made to “appear” more curvy or smaller if they wish.
I am not hatin, just stating the facts.
October 2, 2007
At 3:03 pm 14 said:
okay woman, now I’m getting out my paintbrushes - there is much work to be done. Brilliant observation! Kudos.
October 2, 2007
At 3:40 pm librarian kathleen said:
Your top ten is so much funnier than Letterman’s. Hooray for Candy!
October 2, 2007
At 4:48 pm Zip said:
This is a family web site, so I can’t say what my top ten is!!!
October 2, 2007
At 5:16 pm Erika said:
Oh my god, I can’t stop staring at it. If that thing is real, it should certainly be the 9th Wonder of the World.
October 2, 2007
At 8:08 pm Lexxvs said:
Doesnt photoshop (pro) users study anatomy? It should be compulsory for them.
October 2, 2007
At 9:33 pm B-Ware said:
That list is awesome.
October 2, 2007
At 5:06 pm Holy Terror said:
I have a theory! (Dodging tomatoes and rotten eggs) I saw that degrading video tape with Ice T smacking her butt and treating her like an object, and the pic from Holy Candy several weeks ago. I’m thinking that in order to boost the desired areas (butt and breasts) and keep the others slim (stomach) that she probably eats a lot and obsessively targets the fat free areas in her excercise regimen. That wouldn’t explain how she avoids cellulite in the neglected areas, maybe THAT’s where the Photoshop comes in? Fascinating.
October 3, 2007
At 5:09 pm Holy Terror said:
I didn’t mean boost breasts with excercise, strike that! They are more than likely augmented.
October 3, 2007
At 12:11 pm Me said:
That’s got to be,
next to Bai Ling,
one of the UGLIEST
things I’ve ever
seen in my life!!
October 5, 2007
At 2:45 pm Exyank said:
That’s got to be fake. Big old silicone implants in each side. And if it’s real, the woman is deformed!
November 27, 2007
At 4:25 am Big Mama said:
REAL ass? MY ASS!!!!
November 29, 2007