Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art
That Other Blog has reported that Britney Spears may be indulging in crystal meth. A girl has to celebrate losing custody of her children, no? I hope the rumor isn’t true, but with Britney I suppose anything is possible. The Britney Spears news over the last 24 hours has been so chaotic and frenzied that it’s hard to keep up with all the circus-like drama. After losing her kids to Federline, she went to a tanning booth so she’d look hot for a party later that night. She doesn’t have a valid drivers license, yet continues to drive. There was some sort of squirmish at Britney’s hotel that involved speeding cars, a hotel break-in, a dark alley, dancing midgets, and an Elvis Presley sighting…or something like that. I’m confused. If Britney really is using meth, she has this and this and this to look forward to. Don’t do it Britney! Medium: photo composite, ink and acrylic on paper.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 2, 2007
At 3:03 pm Becca said:
She makes me want to cry.:P
October 2, 2007
At 3:14 pm just wonderin said:
Holy Fuck! She can’t be using, all those other people lost weight, and Britney’s only losing children, not pounds.
October 2, 2007
At 3:52 pm kdl said:
OMG, i was checking out the faces of meth earlier today, just for shits and…you know…horrifying.
if someone would just lock up her money maybe she’d calm down.
October 2, 2007
At 4:37 pm gilmore said:
Oh My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be sleeping with the lights on tonight.
This is so frightfully funny and absolutely clever.
Amazing as always.
xoxo
your wonder twin
October 2, 2007
At 5:11 pm Bitter Jealous Fatties said:
She’ll just end up looking like half the folks from her hometown if she’s hooked on Meth and Doritos..I’ll have to post that pic on my fridge to remind myself to say no to Meth.
October 2, 2007
At 5:38 pm Brian said:
Thank you, I was hoping you’d post this. It almost is a perfect resemblance of her now!
October 2, 2007
At 6:31 pm Shannon said:
You’ve got the teeth all wrong. Real meth teeth don’t look like rows of pearly whites with and one or two missing and a barely perceptible yellow stain; they’re far far scarier!
October 2, 2007
At 6:33 pm Donna said:
These photos are also a good indication of what may happen to Brit if she doesn’t stop (possibly) using:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/spiral.htm
The fact that those two women were prostitutes has less to do with how their looks degenerated than the drugs do.
October 2, 2007
At 6:51 pm midevil said:
Cheetos!
October 2, 2007
At 6:55 pm superblondgirl said:
Holy crap. Zombie Britney. That faces of meth site is so sad. How people could continue to use it when they know that will be their future is beyond me.
October 2, 2007
At 7:09 pm parissucksliterally said:
I really hope she’s not using meth- I guess she’ll start losing weight soon- that will be the giveaway.
14, once again you have floored me with your talent.
October 2, 2007
At 11:35 pm Eize said:
Hey, Halloween is coming up! Will you be coming up with some Halloween-ific stuff this month?
Even meth users require a bag of Cheetos a day–puts color on their deathly pallor.
October 2, 2007
At 7:41 am Demon Kitty said:
Pete Doherty is so obviously a meth user. I read Elizabeth Wurzel’s “More, Now, and Again”. She said that coke made her want to dig holes in her skin too. That woman who decided to get an afro after taking meth …. fuck man!
October 3, 2007
At 7:42 am Demon Kitty said:
I won’t be a bit surprised if Britney tries to off herself.
October 3, 2007
At 10:19 am XYZ said:
LMAO
October 3, 2007
At 11:34 am Alison said:
Hilarious. Would have been even funnier if the last meth faces link went to a picture of Fergie.
October 3, 2007
At 11:46 am midevil said:
Damn yeah! Cheetos as medication!
October 3, 2007
At 1:27 pm just wonderin said:
OMG! Love the Fergie reference! And Damn-that Ronald McDonald afro was seriously hardcore. Even Unfitney (couldn’t resist) had the good taste to shave that bitch before resorting to a clowny fro! All though I heard it was to avoid having her hair drug tested which does make sense if true.
October 3, 2007
At 2:41 pm Newtish Inglenook said:
Faces of Meth?
Maybe you could do a series onnat!
October 3, 2007
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At 2:58 pm fishpucker said:
Yipes!! Them’s some scary mugs on that page!
I anticipate the headline any day now that exclaims Britney’s lifeless body was found face down in a pool of vomit in her hotel bathroom floor . OOoh! better yet a public/gas station potty!
October 3, 2007
At 3:42 pm ILSA said:
Damn. A bitch would really have to hate herself to use meth, knowing full well that this is the shit that happens. I can’t understand it. Brilliant satire, 14.
October 3, 2007
At 10:26 pm para2699 said:
I laughed so hard when i saw this. I would dying laughing if her face really turned into that zombie
October 3, 2007
At 12:02 am Evisu said:
It takes long time abuse to loose weight =/
October 4, 2007
At 10:08 pm DrugsAreBad said:
Ohhh damn Brit Brit that’s fucked up! I love your satire of celebrities, your style is so bold and expressive! That meth face is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen, and will likely come true the next few years for our Cheeto muncher. Yikes!
October 4, 2007
At 10:42 pm Adam Smith said:
Say what you like about those Meth heads,but I can safely say that their probably better at mental arithmetic than anyone commenting here.
Getting that wasted on a day to day basis needs careful and diligent planning with limited financial resources.
Arguably it is misdirected,but they demonstrate a consumnate directed work ethic in their quest for oblivion.
Britney has slacked off a bit too much to get that fucked up.
Luckily for her.
October 4, 2007
At 5:06 am just wonderin said:
Gee Adam,
That’s the first time anyone’s ever said I’m too dim to be a meth addict! If you said “Lazy” I could understand, but dim? ouch!
Write on dear boy, write on!
October 5, 2007
At 9:58 am Rebecca said:
Brit is taking the “heroin chique” all too seriously…
Great!!!
October 5, 2007
At 1:43 pm uhhh said:
who says she is on Meth, why do people act like they know it all already make a decision she is using meth an then come to a conclusion that she should stop… just doesnt make sense as if were living in our own reality, making our own assumptions.
October 10, 2007
At 10:49 pm James said:
This just proves that Britney Spears and Gollum were separated at birth! Love the art, love the commentary, don’t stop poking fun at the overexposed for us.
October 10, 2007
At 12:55 pm Mustaparta said:
If you don’t already, you should sell some of your work. I’d buy it!!! It kicks ass. DeviantArt is a good place to get some more artistic exposure too!
October 14, 2007