Filed under: Brangelina, Celebrities
“Actress” and red carpet whore Bai Ling tells Us Weekly that she and Angelina Jolie shared a “special attraction” while working with her on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow and Angelina’s documentary A Place in Time.
Oh yeah, Bai? Do tell.
“I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there’s an energy, an attraction,” Bai (who IS bi) said. “Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible. Angelina said, ‘Next time we’ll play lovers.’”
So did the twosome get physical off-camera?
“We could have hooked up, but it just wasn’t the right time or place. But she told me, ‘My heart’s open to you’ . . . She is like me. She is totally open sexually.”
Hmmmm… I’ve asked our resident mind reader, Candace the Magnificent, to analyze the above picture from the Sky Captain premiere in 2004 to see if there’s any truth to Bai’s claims. Here’s the inner dialogue Candace the Magnificent uncovered:
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BAI: Omigod. I’m touching Angelina Jolie… I’m touching Angelina Jolie…
ANGELINA: Damn, that Gwyneth is cute. I’ve never had a blonde chick before.
GWYNETH: *GULP* Why is Angelina looking at me like a tasty rib-eye steak? Doesn’t she know I’m averse to meat?
JUDE: I should have put more product in my hair.
BAI: Did Angelina grab my ass? Omigod, Angelina just grabbed my ass!
ANGELINA: Why isn’t Gwyn leaning over? I’m trying to give her the key to my hotel room!
GWYNETH: I’m scared. But I can’t look away. There’s a mesmerizing force emitting from her nether regions…
JUDE: I wonder if my publicist brought my emergency mousse.
BAI: Angelina wants to be my lover. I just KNOW it!
ANGELINA: It’s so nice they invited this orphan to the premiere. Poor thing — she’s skin and bones! I wonder where she’s from? She’d make a nice addition to my collection.
Posted by Candy ♦ October 2, 2007
At 1:07 pm Julie said:
Angie & Gwyn are probably comparing Brad-in-bed stories.
October 2, 2007
At 1:12 pm Hollywood Ho said:
That was before Brangelina I think. Funny about Angelina wanting to add Bai Ling to her collection.
October 2, 2007
At 1:29 pm levnette said:
and threesomes with brad?
I’ve always thought Brad [Pitt] was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!’”
bai ling is crazy and delusional.. i’m scared!
October 2, 2007
At 1:31 pm levnette said:
*threesome*
btw candy, you should read bai ling’s wikipedia!
October 2, 2007
At 1:38 pm Candy said:
Hi, levnette — Oh, yes, I’ve read about Bai Ling’s impressive body of work on Wiki. In fact, I created a column based on it called “Bai Ling Fun Fact of the Day”:
http://holycandy.com/category/fun-facts/
She is… something else.
October 2, 2007
At 1:49 pm levnette said:
oh yeah, i forgot! sorry..
October 2, 2007
At 3:38 pm librarian kathleen said:
Bai Ling is perfect in a seldom seen movie “The Breed” with the hunky Adrian Paul. Otherwise — your scenario is scarily believable. Yikes!
October 2, 2007
At 4:08 pm Margaret said:
Nope - sorry to be mean, but 2004 was NOT before Brangelina. It’s just that Jennifer did not know, although I’m sure everyone on M&MS set knew. I calls it like it is.
October 2, 2007
At 5:52 pm Holy Terror said:
I hear ya Margaret, but the “affair theory” is just not logical, to quote Mr. Spock. For all we know of Brad and Angelina; the good, the bad and the ugly–no evidence suggests that they would engage in a sexual relationship BEFORE the separation. They both openly operate in a kind of bumbling, honest way. Brad has dated many women in Hollywood, and there has never been any allegations of cheating, and neither on Angie’s part. When she says she only slept with four men in her life, I believe that. Why? Because it fits her eccentricity to the key! Plus, she has always laid her sexuality out on the table; speaking openly about booty calls and bi-sexual encounters. For goodness sakes, this is the same woman who told Diane Sawyer that she was on the pill! So all of a sudden she pulls the vestal virgin card? To what end? And who has come forth to say otherwise? She’s admittedly a freak in bed, so she’s clearly a quality not quantity gal.
All this to say, is that I surmise that Brad felt an immediate kinship with Angelina, and asked Jen for time to explore these feelings. They had an understanding in their marriage that rather than cheat, they would come clean and give each other space to explore the attraction to someone else. Unfortunately, Brad’s feeling already had a running start, so the minute he was free to be with Angie the exploration for him was over, and so was his marriage to Jen.
Jen, like most women, are better at the “theory” of an open relationship than the reality of one. She was prepared to see images of Brad and Angie partying, and allegations of them shagging like monkeys. All shallow B.S. However, she, “like the rest of the world,” was confronted by the picture of a loving family; Angie, Brad and Maddox on the beach. This wasn’t sowing oats, this was putting down roots.
The lover/wife in Jen felt a brief period of anger and betrayal, taking a few public jabs at Brad. Later, Jen the friend/companion regained control trying valiantly (and very publically!) to avoid being consumed by bitterness and regret. Sadly, for all of her cache of the beautiful, Hollywood starlet–she still finds herself in league with oceans full of over-30 women, dodging sharks and jellyfish in pursuit of that elusive good catch!
I think this is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the dull, unsexy truth so help me Candy!
October 2, 2007
At 6:32 pm gigi said:
holy terror, that is the most reasonable and realistic analysis of the brangelina/jen triangle i’ve ever read. here, here! of course no one will agree with it-not enough drama.
October 2, 2007
At 7:42 pm jewed said:
If she has only slept with 4 guys and married 2 of them,who are the lovers she spoke about meeting in hotels etc? Women,I guess…?
October 2, 2007
At 10:18 pm Evisu said:
Something creeps me out about Bai… lol
October 2, 2007
At 12:56 am Holy Terror said:
LOL Gigi! Thanks. Guess I’ll never make a good tabloid journalist.
Jewed, just about 3 years ago while on Leno, she spoke of one guy-friend who was floored when she met with him and asked if they could be sex buddies. She’s copped to Johnny Lee Miller, Billy Bob, Brad and that mystery guy. After Billy Bob, and the long celibate hiatus she spoke about on that Leno show, I think the “lovers” were probably Johnny Lee (The tabloids were speculating that they were getting back together.) and that Mr. X, or Mr. Sex rather. Heh. If all of these guys are willing to come forth and rat out Britney Spears, moreseo would they do it to Angelina! Or perhaps her string of lovers were all men of honor who would never kiss and tell? This list would include Robin Hood, Captain America and Clark Kent.
There could have been women too, but I think that Jenny Shu model (Heh, Shoe Model) gal was an isolated fling. It sounds like more of Ms. Jolie’s whole free-spirited, sexually liberated thing. And I’m beginning to feel concern for myself that I know and think so much about these people!
October 3, 2007
At 1:56 am vitretex said:
“When she says she only slept with four men in her life, I believe that.”
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ok,and probably u beleive Santa too,no problem i see u have no life in your hands or problems,i can´t beleive otherwise since u have so much time to create theories what happen with the marriage,sexual lifes and etc. between people YOU DON´T KNOW,how sad,sad,sad are you…
October 3, 2007
At 8:22 am Michelle said:
Bai Ling is as dillusional about her love life as she is about her wardrobe. Ange would never ‘want’ her.
October 3, 2007
At 1:57 pm Fabiola Thing said:
Vitrtex–It’s not really sad, it’s just very…perplexing.
October 3, 2007
At 4:28 pm bluehawaii said:
I love the comment about Jude Law. That boy is too pretty for his own good. ahahaha.
October 3, 2007
At 4:33 pm bluehawaii said:
BTW…Why wouldn’t Angelina be attracted to Bai Ling?? She’s waaay better looking than Jenny Shimuzu, who she’s ADMITTEDLY had an affair with.
October 3, 2007
At 4:53 pm Holy Terror said:
Well Vitretex, Fabiola can’t we keep it nice and loving here in Candy’s place of worship? We are ALL patronizing the same celeb website. Let’s unite in our guilty pleasure of being here and snooping in on the rich and imfamous. You believe she slept around and I don’t but we both posted on the same topic, how is it that I get the “no life” label?
I was just advancing my theories on what we have all seen, heard and read of Jolie and Pitt, and what they’ve said in interviews. Trust me I haven’t been going over all of the evidence CSI style, with rubber gloves and a magnifying glass. LOL
I’m gonna wave the flag on this topic though. Anymore long, passionate posts about this then I really WILL deserve that “no life” trophy! Peace.
October 3, 2007
At 5:03 pm Hannah said:
Don’t worry Holy Terror, nothing gets people more pissy or riled up than posts about Brangelina and Aniston!!! It has nothing to do with you. I like your theory!!!
October 3, 2007
At 5:27 pm bluehawaii said:
Holy Terror,
Don’t you think Brad just wanted a threesome? Most married women just can’t accept the “open marriage” thing? Unless they’re freaky… Jen just doesn’t seem THAT freaky. She’s more OLD WORLD Greek. Like her dad (even has his chin).
Expound, Terror…..
October 3, 2007
At 8:42 pm bluehawaii said:
Here’s an odd thought. Brad has slept with half the people in that picture… Hollywood is a bit incestuous…
October 3, 2007
At 8:48 pm bluehawaii said:
But the guy LOOKs good. Therefore, he is forgiven any and all character flaws.
October 3, 2007
At 2:05 am vitretex said:
Holy Terror,sorry:)) and Peace! I was a bit harsh on you,forgive me.)
October 4, 2007
At 12:09 pm Me said:
To any man (or woman)
who thinks Bai Ling is
hot, get some f*@#king
glasses.
October 5, 2007
At 12:49 am Holy Terror said:
Thanks so much Virtretex, Hannah, Blue Hawaii! All aboard the Holy Candy Love Boat!!
October 7, 2007