Filed under: Paris Hilton
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David Letterman has an exasperating habit of fawning over his female guests, so color me delighted to see him sticking it to Paris Hilton on his show last night.
At one point during the interview (during which he keeps needling her about her time in jail), an audience member screamed, “I love you Paris!” and Paris — *GAG* — blew a kiss in response. Dave quipped, “Is that somebody you met in prison?” As the crowd erupted in laughter, Paris paused and said, “I didn’t come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago. Now you’re making me sad that I came.”
“Now you’re making me sad that I came.” Funny — that’s exactly what Joel Madden said to Nicole when she told him she was pregnant.
I kid, I kid! I’m sure they’ll make wonderful parents and stay together forever and ever.
Anyway. Dave may have just become my new Clooney. It’s Letterman, bitch!
Posted by Candy ♦ September 29, 2007
At 5:43 pm princess bride said:
that was awesome. go, dave!
September 29, 2007
At 6:01 pm Lola said:
BWAHAHA! It’s about time someone put Paris in her place. She is famous for one reason and one reason only, and that’s to be a media punching bag. No one cares about your stupid perfume or movie Paris! You’re a joke!
September 29, 2007
At 10:29 pm MsTriste said:
Wow. She’s the mistress of incomplete sentences and monosyllabic responses. Boooring.
September 29, 2007
At 5:59 am jewed said:
>> She’s the mistress of incomplete sentences and monosyllabic responses.>>
Maybe she’s the missing,longlost Bush triplet
September 30, 2007
At 11:45 am Jen1984 said:
Her feet are bigger than her IQ.
September 30, 2007
At 12:09 pm Julie said:
LOL!! That was THE best!!! Kudos to Dave!! I can’t believe she takes herself so seriously.
September 30, 2007
At 5:26 pm George said:
We laughed along with the audience. They also loudly applauded Dave’s right-to-the-point question, “Do you know what you did?” Absolutely brilliant on Dave’s part! (It’s no secret that Hilton still does not take full responsibility for her actions.)
October 1, 2007