Filed under: Celebrities
Hannah Montana totally needs to fire her publicist. Why would s/he let this girl hit the red carpet at the Teen Vogue party looking like this? Her mother should also be ashamed. Why would Mrs. Cyrus let 14-year-old Miley wear Maybelline’s Lipstick Shade No. 732: Hooker Red? I wasn’t allowed to wear hooker makeup — or solicit clients — until I was 16. Because that’s the kind of caring, protective woman my mom is.
On a related and equally sad note, my grandma’s mouth ALWAYS looks like this. Poor woman can’t distinguish between her lips and teeth anymore. She also can’t tell the difference between “eggplant” and brunette, but that’s another story altogether.
Posted by Candy6 ♦ September 23, 2007
At 11:16 pm Neecie said:
She is 14? She looks much older…
September 23, 2007
At 5:44 am stawbucks said:
That’s very sad, I had to wear ‘kiss me pink’
September 24, 2007
At 6:14 am kathleen said:
at 14? only bonnie bell lip smackers in dr. pepper!
can’t believe she’s only 14!!! yikes!
September 24, 2007
At 2:53 pm Jen1984 said:
I still wear Lip Smackers, only in watermelon!
September 24, 2007
At 8:29 am Audrey said:
Oh my God, poor thing!
Didn’t anybody tell her she had lipstick on her teeth?
September 25, 2007
At 4:49 pm ives said:
I feel so bad for her but…
on the bright side, I COVET her eyes!
September 25, 2007
At 5:35 am Sofi said:
Wow. What a country-loving hooker whore.
September 26, 2007
At 7:09 am yoink! said:
Why weren’t her teeth fixed, with all the money Billy Ray made, they couldn’t afford braces?
Whore red lipstick is not the best choice for children either.
September 30, 2007
At 11:41 am Stefana said:
She should really get some braces to fix up her teath! I’m sure they can afford it.
September 30, 2007
At 6:04 pm Miley-H8r said:
HAHA!!IO think it’s funny!
She needs to send nudes to like…cody linly or sumthin so she will get banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*laughs maniacliy*
September 30, 2007
At 1:51 pm avrilmileyhanamontanahater said:
she sucks balls lol
big fat hairy balls of doom
she sucked so much balls her lipstick got smeared on her teeth
she prob smells like 7 day old semen crusted vag
October 1, 2007
At 8:24 am erica said:
awwww i actualy feel bad for her not a fan o her at all but someone could have told her, but maybe she wont wear whore red anymore
October 11, 2007
At 3:30 pm zoey said:
hahaha I think shes stupid for that because she probaly did it on purpose.
November 22, 2007
At 3:31 pm zoey said:
I think shes a wealthy brat who brags about everything what du yall think.
November 22, 2007
At 3:35 pm zoey said:
I think shes a wealthy brat who brags about everything what dO yall think.
November 22, 2007
At 3:38 pm bridget said:
miley is a butwhol who doesnt know how to wear make-up.
November 22, 2007
At 1:43 pm miley said:
i can afford braces, and all of you girls shouldnt be saying this because you dont even know me!
December 3, 2007
At 5:41 pm emily said:
all u guys are fat jurks!!!!!!!!she probly can wear make-up better than all u fags!!!!!and soo wat u guys dont even no who she is uve nevr met her and you dont no wat kind of perosn she issoo u shouldnt be openin mouths and tlk crap on this grl!!!!!!!and soo wat make-up get smeared sometimes and lipstick can get on ur teeth and if i was goin to a premire i would be wearing that crappy target brand smackers!!!!!!!and i thnk her teeth are pretty just the way they are soo shut the hell up and keep ur coments to ur selfs!!!!!!!
December 4, 2007
At 5:42 pm emily said:
miley i thnk your pretty just the way u are!!!! dont let all these jurks get to ya!!!
December 4, 2007
At 11:59 pm karli said:
hi miley think you are pretty dont letathers get you down listen to your hart
from karli
December 4, 2007
At 10:57 am marissa said:
i don’t know her personally but to me she looks like a snob.
i bet she thought she looked magnicifcient or something.
uh. check again.
i kind of feel bad for her because no one told her.
i would certainly be embarassed if that happened to me.
and her teeth annoy me,
she seriously needs braces.
she’d be much prettier WITHOUT makeup.
December 21, 2007
At 2:04 pm courtney said:
All of u who said miley is ugly, need braces, and is a snob you are jerkes u dont even know her and i think shes pretty and i feel bad 4 her cause nobody told her
January 5, 2008
At 10:34 am hey hey lexay said:
NOW THESE ARE MY KIND OF COMMENTS!!! every other website i go 2, people are doing nothing but defending the ugly talent wh0r3!!!lolz, im like 15 and i think that she doenst deserve anything….shes ugly, cant sing, dance, or act, reminds me of her no class father (dont get me wrong, i love achy breaky heart and ready set dont go, but the man can NOT ACT!!!). maybe we shouldnt wear red lipstick if our teeth are friggin hag lookin miley, wouldnt u say??!haha i like this picture and her lovely candy lesbo pics, shows she cant do anything right without ol papa bear.i hope she stops singin
the least she could do was save my hearing.
sincerely,
the #1 hater of miley cyrus,
lexie!!!
February 2, 2008