Rosie O’Donnell Will Never Work in This Town Again

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Rosie O’Donnell, who’s pimping her book o’ crazy and insults, Celebrity Detox, has turned down Oprah’s offer to be on her show — which, as we all know, sells more books than a naked book drive. (Why are you looking at me like that? Don’t you have those in your neighborhood?)

So why would Rosie turn down the Goddess of All Media (other than the fact that she’s, you know, crazy)? “She’s doing an interview with Diane Sawyer instead,” a Page Six spy said. Rosie’s rep claims, “Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah’s offer. I’m sure Rosie will do Oprah’s show another time.”

Yeah. I’m sure she WON’T. Good luck even getting a table at Nobu, Rosie! Something tells me restaurants will start “forgetting” to hold her reservations, her gay cruise ship will mysteriously get “lost at sea” and her Emmy tickets will get “lost in the mail.”

Nobody disses O.


Posted by Candy ♦ September 18, 2007

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8 Responses to “Rosie O’Donnell Will Never Work in This Town Again”

  1. Jane

    I think the O could be on the verge of
    hitting crazy town herself within
    the next few years, as it seems that
    all of that adoration by ‘her’ public
    has made given her an ego of historic
    proportions. O should stick to
    doing her shows with Dr. Oz and talk more
    about the shape of people’s bowel
    movements. :)

  2. Jane: Did you see yesterday’s show? What the hell is happening with her complexion - even the heavy pancake makeup could hide the ashy patches on her chin and cheeks. And Dr. Oz? Perhaps it’s just me, but he seems to be a little too pleased with himself.

  3. Jane

    Langtry, no I didn’t. :) I haven’t caught the
    O’s show in more than several years,
    as I find her ginormous ego takes up
    too much of the shows time.
    I have seen the commercials promoting
    her shows though, and found myself
    wondering , “WTF is up with her face, as if
    looks like a deflated balloon.” Ha. ;)

  4. jenner

    OH THANK KEERIST I’m not the only one who thinks bad things about Oprah…can’t STAND the pretentious bitch.

    Uh oh, I better keep one eye open from now on…she IS a powerful woman….

  5. Jane & Jenner: I usually avoid Oprah as she is, quite simply, the worst interviewer on television. She interjects the strangest comments during interviews, such as yesterday’s show with Dr. Oz. She practically shouted “Yes!” when I am certain she was asking “Really? How so?”, but somehow Dr. Oz knew what she meant and explained himself.

    Next term at Berlitz: Oprah-ese!

  6. Me

    Rosie fell off my favorite
    list when she started to
    open her mouth about
    things besides comedy.
    And what was up with that
    whole “crush on Tom
    Cruise” of hers [on her
    talk show]?? She’s totally
    wacked!

  7. Happy Go Lucky

    Langtry, I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to disagree on the worst interviewer part. That award CLEARLY goes to Tyra. Hands Down. Plus she tries to be like Oprah by giving things away…’YOU get Vaseline, and You get Vaseline, and YOU get Vaseline.’ (youtube it if you haven’t seen it, it’s too funny!)

  8. martini lover

    Jay Leno’s a terrible interviewer too. He doesn’t listen to a word anyone says.

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