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Introducing my new boyfriend…
Tomoji Tanabe, the world’s oldest man, celebrated his 112th birthday today at his home in Japan with the mayor presenting him a bouquet and a letter of congratulation.
They should have also given him a shirt that says, “I lived to be 112 and all I got was this lousy letter.”
Tomo (Do you think he minds if I call him Tomo? He looks more like a Tomo to me. Certainly not a Tommy.), who was born in 1895, drinks milk, doesn’t smoke, keeps a diary and reads the newspaper daily. The sexy bitch said, “I want to live indefinitely.”
He also claims avoiding alcohol is the secret of his longevity.
Well, I guess that means I’m going to live a very short — but also very happy — life.
This one’s for you, Tomo!
Posted by Candy ♦ September 18, 2007




At 9:48 am Jane said:
Wow Candy, good for you!
Does he have a younger brother??
September 18, 2007
At 9:55 am Candy said:
Yes, Hiroshi is only 103 — but, I must warn you, a bit of a playboy.
September 18, 2007
At 10:48 am jenner said:
Those Tanabe brothers left me a WRECK. Couldn’t stop crying for MONTHS.
In all seriousness though - this is a cute story
September 18, 2007
At 11:13 am Hannah said:
He looks great! Guess I should cut out those vodka tonics (ha ha)!
September 18, 2007
At 1:30 pm martini lover said:
I may have to fight you for him Candy.
September 18, 2007
At 2:42 pm Jen1984 said:
Sexy bitch is right! ROAR!
September 18, 2007