Angelina Jolie is No Fan of Giggling

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The ever-candid Angelina Jolie has opened up about her experience with drugs, revealing that she has taken “every drug possible” and the one she enjoyed the LEAST was marijuana – because, according to Metro.co.uk, it made her giggle too much.

“I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything,” said Angie. “But the one that had the worst effect for me was pot. I felt silly and giggly and I hate feeling like that.”

The mother of four recalled how she once visited Disneyland while tripping on acid: “I started thinking about Mickey Mouse being a short, middle-aged man in a costume who hates life. Those drugs can be dangerous if you don’t go into it positively — I gave them up long ago.”

So, today’s lesson: Snort your heroin with a POSITIVE attitude, kids! Then Mickey Mouse will appear significantly less depressing.


Posted by Candy ♦ September 17, 2007

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8 Responses to “Angelina Jolie is No Fan of Giggling”

  1. blady02

    What a great example she is!!!!!

  2. Margaret

    Angie, STFU.

  3. martini lover

    She should smoke pot so she’ll get the munchies and eat for once!

  4. Fabiola Thing

    I have always been somewhat indifferent to her but recently I find myself turning the corner of hate.

  5. candida

    She was right on about Mickey Mouse!

  6. That “positive attitude” is sure to stop any gut wrenching addiction.

  7. Erika

    I find it very sad when people don’t like to laugh.

  8. anon

    This is old news. Why is old stuff being recycled. Let the past be the past.

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