Angelina Wants Brad to “Be Quiet & Look Pretty” — Like Any Good Man

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In this week’s InTouch, a reporter claims to have been sitting nearby (read: crawled under the bar to eavesdrop) when Angelina Jolie went to the bar in the Waldorf-Astoria hotel. Angelina had a glass of red wine with “a tall, muscular male friend” (obviously wasn’t Billy Bob) and talked about money. “You know how [Brad] is financially, which is stupid,” she said. “Someone has to make the big decisions, though. He’ll put money into things — but it’s bizarre! It doesn’t always make sense to me. The reality is, we’re not a company together. Things should be separate. I think you know I make my own financial decisions. Brad knows there are times he should just be quiet and look pretty.”

Angelina added that next week, she plans to teach Brad to sit, roll over, not speak and fetch orphans! All with the promise of some delicious vajayjay-flavored treats.


Posted by Candy ♦ September 14, 2007

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10 Responses to “Angelina Wants Brad to “Be Quiet & Look Pretty” — Like Any Good Man”

  1. princess bride

    too bad he’s not loyal like a dog is.

  2. jenn

    rather dull news from Brangelina actually but your comments make it worth reading. Rather dull picture too. Looks almost like a black and white with a little sepia

  3. Julie

    Like she’d discuss such matters in a public place.

  4. margaretta

    Sounds like total crap, but I’m gullible.

  5. candy(really)

    Someone get that woman a sandwich please.

  6. Zip

    If your are really Candy, how come your name isn’t in red???

  7. Me

    What is with the
    skeleton arm?

  8. Hannah

    They always dress in sepia tones!!! I believe this story, Angelina has no concept of when to keep her mouth shut.

    ps-I think candy(really) is another Candy.

  9. The beautiful ones don’t share a bank account??? I can see it all unraveling now!

  10. starlight

    please stop with pitt and jolie they are just two sinners living an debauched life.

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