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…with a strap-on. Nice.
The oh-so-discreet Madonna carried her latest purchase — The Purple Penetrator – in a see-through plastic bag out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel yesterday.
For those who are not familiar with the strap-on realm, a Purple Penetrator is, according to this educational Web site, a “6″ dildo with adjustable waist and back strap to fit all sizes. Comes with perfectly positioned vibrating bullett to give the wearer clitoral stimulation whilst pleasuring her mate! Fitted with multispeed battery box, just adjust the vibration to suit, and then clip to the waistband for total hands free pleasure.” Best of all, it’s attached to adorable lavender flowered panties.
Fun night with Guy? Birthday gift for Prince Charles? Oh, the possibilities!
Sixty bucks is quite a bargain for such an impressive-sounding toy. I…. oh, wait a second…
WARNING: MOM, IF YOU’RE READING THIS, STOP NOW!
WARNING: I’M NOT KIDDING, MOM.
WARNING: OKAY, FINE. BUT YOU’LL BE SORRY.
I went to the Pleasure Chest in West Hollywood for “a friend,” where I was going to buy “her” The Rabbit for Easter. The thing was $85! If I’m going to pay that kind of money, it had better come with Beckham’s body, Clooney’s personality and an open bar. Um, because I know “my friend” would enjoy that. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Ahem.
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Posted by Candy ♦ September 11, 2007
At 8:10 am margaretta said:
Yes, a dildo…the new Madonna doll.
September 11, 2007
At 8:26 am jenner said:
I hope Guy WANTED everyone to know about his lil’ preference there………… O_o
September 11, 2007
At 9:39 am Jen1984 said:
I’m not surprised Madonna straps it on.
September 11, 2007
At 10:17 am jenn said:
oh Jenner I was thinking the same thing = lol!
September 11, 2007
At 10:46 am martini lover said:
Good thing it’s hands free because her hands are SCARY!
September 11, 2007
At 11:58 am Me said:
What if it’s the other way around & she makes HIM wear it?? LOL!
September 11, 2007
At 10:51 am Susy said:
I’m with ME (the last comment). I think Madonna bought it so that GUY can wear it… thereby simultaneously penetrating both her orifices!
September 12, 2007