Filed under: Celebrities

Holy Candy Presents:

Rumored Lovers Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal’s First “Official” Public Appearance Together at the Toronto Film Festival Premiere of Rendition:

REESE: Well, THIS is awkward, huh?

JAKE: Really? I thought I was doing a fine job of focusing on that lamp in the far corner. I look… bemused. Deep in thought.

REESE: Not so much.

JAKE: Oh. Then… how ’bout we laugh? Like we’re sharing a joke.

REESE: A friendly joke. We can’t alienate your upscale gay fan base.

JAKE: I know, I know…

REESE: Seriously! They’ll help drive box office sales.

JAKE: So you keep telling me. Whatever. Let’s laugh. On the count of three. 1… 2…

JAKE:  What the –?!  You left me hanging!  Now I’m laughing by myself, like a jackass.

REESE:  You didn’t say 3.

JAKE:  That’s not how it works.

REESE:  Of course it is.

JAKE:  (POUTS)

REESE:  Oh, for the love of –.  Let’s do it again.  1…2…3…

JAKE:  Wait — was I supposed to smile or look at the lamp?

REESE:  <SIGH>  Thank God I’m not dating you for your brains.