Filed under: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton has obviously been reading my mind. Why, just the other day, I was thinking: “You know what this world needs? Besides chocolate that actually takes pounds off my thighs? More Paris Hiltons!”

Thankfully, Paris plans to answer my prayers and procreate next year (baby daddy optional, it would appear), telling OK! magazine that she has already decided to name her unborn child after her pet cat. Of course. Pets… babies… they’re all the same. Just give ‘em a bowl of water and they’re good-to-go!

Paris said: “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.”

And she’s definitely serious about that. Holy Candy’s sources say she’s already hired a crabber for the job!

The best prospective baby mama in the world added: “If I had a child I would name him London. I used to have a cat named London. I like the name Paris Jr., too. I love babies. I’d like three or four.”

Ha. This reminds me of my once-pregnant colleague, who’d picked out a name for her baby and unwisely shared the name with her mother-in-law — who hated the name so much, that she BOUGHT A CAT AND GAVE IT THAT NAME, so they wouldn’t use it for her grandchild! Awww… in-laws are the best.

This tactic obviously wouldn’t work with Paris. Though I must say, it’s only fitting that she pay homage her pussy. The hardest-working animal in Hollywood.