Filed under: Beauty, Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson attended a W magazine bash in NYC last night, where she helped honor her new stylist Britt Bardo (is that seriously her name?) and pissed off guests by commandeering the balcony all for herself (taking a page from Jamie Foxx’s book).
I can’t help but panic a little upon seeing these pictures. I have to ask:
Is heavy eyeliner — *GULP* — in again?
I have two phobias: fear of heights (I could only go a quarter-way up the Eiffel Tower, and even then I couldn’t go to the edge and enjoy the city view… pathetic, I know) and fear of pencils coming that close to my eye. So I either end up looking like I’ve applied, well, nothing OR… I just close my eyes and go for it — and end up looking like a raccoon. Coon-chic doesn’t really work for me.
Oh, InStyle magazine, please tell me I don’t need to go through this drama this season! I have enough problems with concealer.
Posted by Candy ♦ September 6, 2007
At 11:22 am martini lover said:
Jessica looks like a raccoon herself. Wouldn’t be surprised if they found her sniffing around the trash bags.
September 6, 2007
At 11:31 am Fabiola Thing said:
I am hardly a fashion maven, but aren’t those shoes the wrong color to wear with that dress?
September 6, 2007
At 11:37 am Happy Go Lucky said:
Fabiola, I think the nude shoe is supposed to make her legs look longer (you know, basically blend w her skin color). unfortunately no one told her that trick doesn’t work when your legs are orange.
Also, I think she looks like a man in this pic. From the nose down. It’s unfortunate since she is (was?) a pretty girl.
September 6, 2007
At 11:58 am Hannah said:
You’re right, Happy Go Lucky. She should have worn orange pumps!!!
September 6, 2007
At 1:19 pm margaretta said:
She look more like a tranny every day
September 6, 2007
At 2:04 pm Fabiola Thing said:
Well, she makes me sick.
September 6, 2007
At 8:44 am Christabell said:
Does she EVER work?
September 7, 2007