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Posted by 14 ♦ August 29, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ August 29, 2007
Posted by 14 ♦ August 29, 2007
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 10:55 am Clementines said:
Shaving off that chingilla was a great improvement for her.. I guess Posh’s that extra inch won’t apply to every thing huh?
August 29, 2007
At 11:21 am ChaosbyDesign said:
PS in a can did such a good job on her boobs they could have saved the money on her chin, no-one would ever get that far
Love the series…and it can go on forever.
You need to trademark the product name
August 29, 2007
crylen
At 11:47 am crylen said:
LMFAO. wow.
August 29, 2007
At 12:15 pm jessica said:
Yeah, you know what? She looks exactly like a combination of her parents. Both Demi and Bruce have strong jawlines, and that particular feature full billing on Rumer. And, you know what else? People need to get a life - this girl hasn’t even done anything obnoxious. And you’re right - God forbid that you don’t look like every other blonde bim out there. Rumer - you’re fine just the way you are.
August 29, 2007
At 12:43 pm seabiscuit said:
First! Love the Mr. Potato Head frame! Odd the way the implants make Frankenrumer resemble Demi alot more.
August 29, 2007
At 12:50 pm lydia said:
Good work, though I can imagine that photoshop would make her lips bigger as well as her breasts.
August 29, 2007
At 2:28 pm buggey said:
Why not make pics and cartoon on Jennifer Aniston when making chin jokes? Why nothing on her?
August 29, 2007
At 3:07 pm 14 said:
Patience grasshopper. I have a whole different angle for Jennifer Aniston and will get around to posting her one of these days.
xoxo
14
August 29, 2007
At 3:10 pm hurleygurlie2388 said:
she looked very pretty w. blonde hair in those “leaked” pics of her filming that new movie… you know, the one w. the neck brace thing and the dunce cap? i was surprised that was her…
August 29, 2007
Siduri
At 5:35 pm Siduri said:
Poor Rumer. I hate how people are so hard on a kid for inherited genetic features that are totally not her fault and for looking a little different from anybody else. I think she’s kind of cute, actually, in a spunky tomboy kind of way.
August 29, 2007
At 7:12 pm Noelegy said:
14, I wish I had your skillz, because I have got such an excellent Jennifer Anniston idea. *sigh* Like you, I think Rumer looks fine. She doesn’t have the most flattering haircut for her face, and she dresses oddly, but there’s no denying her genetic heritage, and thank goodness to have a few people here and there who don’t fit the mold.
August 29, 2007
At 9:40 am Jenn F. said:
I think that Rumer looks great. She has a very unique look which is not unattractive. I find it really bizarre how society has a single image of what “the ideal woman” is deemed to look like, (perhaps inspired by Mattel?), and all women are compared to this one look. By doing so, everyone’s chin is too big or too small. Your nose is too wide or flat or pointy or long. Maybe your mouth is too large, your lips too thin, your eyes too deep-set, too round, too close together. Your hair might be too straight or curly, too mousey, too thick or too fine. Your legs might be too short or your knees too knobby. Maybe your hip to waist ratio is imperfect or you’ve got some veins visible on the back of your hands. And how about that mole? If it happens to be in the right spot it might be called a “beauty mark”. If not, it’s a blemish.
It’s a contest you can never win. Just when you think you’ve taken first prize, a new contestant steps onto the stage who’s about to steal your crown. It’s misplaced value. Imagine if, back in the day, everyone thought that pants were the most interesting and amazing thing in the world, and that Einstein had the most impressive pair of pants ever. And he’s standing there saying, “I’ve got it figured! Relativity! E=MC2!” and all anyone can say is, “Will you look at his pants. They’re fantastic.” Or what if they didn’t listen to him because he had crazy hair?
Better yet, imagine if the world was full of nothing but Barbie’s and G.I. Joe dolls. We all looked like that. How boring. I bet that the first person that walked around the corner with a face like a can of smashed assholes would be bombarded with propositions for a date.
It’s all so silly, really.
August 30, 2007
At 2:54 pm ILSA said:
I think she looks a lot like her mom and she’s very pretty.
August 30, 2007
At 2:07 am Eize said:
Once I got over the shock of her chinliness, Rumer is quite pretty. Hope she doesn’t go the way of her Hollywood peers.
August 31, 2007
At 5:22 pm Viper Tetsu said:
It must be extra-fun to face the awkward biological mushroom cloud that is puberty (or, God forbid, possessing distinctive facial features instead of the blank Barbie slate that most Hollywood girls sport) with the whole fucking world mocking you. Kudos to you, dear Quatorze, for once again being able to satirize the gossip and chatter surrounding someone, rather than joining in on the personal jabs on this poor kid.
August 31, 2007
Anonymous
At 8:26 am Anonymous said:
Why can’t Leno hire her to be his “daughter”? With her brothers Ross and the AI guy!
September 3, 2007
At 1:41 am Smile Pretty said:
Rumer is a cutie. Not with the added cleavage ah-ha
However, if you want to be a movie star “Prepare to be scrutinised”
September 4, 2007
At 2:00 am cherise said:
poor rumer! she got that chinny from daddy, and i agree there was no need to get it “fixed”, but she wants to be in the limelite. oh well. vanity.
September 4, 2007
At 10:03 am Michelle said:
I think the Willis girls look like interesting people, however plain. I don’t really understand plastic surgery but I know their mom is loaded with it. Even so, I admit Rumer would look lovely with a little less mandible. It is rumored that Arnold S. had something done about his mandible…
September 7, 2007
At 10:50 am Ednonymous said:
GAWD!!!!!!
Don’t pick on her for her appearance, she can’t help who her parents are.
If she starts acting like an idiot, then pick on her for that.
Leave the kid alone.
September 9, 2007
At 8:01 pm zach said:
I dont care who her parents are, the fact is Rumer willis is busted fug, and that nose of hers is so flared i can see her brain. she is ugly and she DOES have a “potato Head” Dont give me that “unique” face BS, that is just another way of saying ugly. ps, IF she did get her chin shaved, she needs a refund, she still looks lanterned jawed jay leno jawed to me.
Do they even have a surgery that can shave bone down. This is a chin, not a nose. She needs work on her nose too.
September 27, 2007