Hollywood Prison Update

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For those of you keeping track of famous blonde jailbirds, Nicole Richie surrendered today — and spent exactly 35 minutes in her cell before being released.

As for Lindsay Lohan, she pleaded guilty or no contest to all seven of her charges — and will perform 10 days of community service, spend one day in jail, and serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months.

Man, that’s rough!

I can’t believe the Sheriff didn’t provide a celebratory “Welcome Home” party for Nicole, or that the judge didn’t offer a limo service to take Lindsay to and from her classes. Oh, well. At least now they’ve learned there are consequences for their actions.


Posted by Candy ♦ August 23, 2007

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5 Responses to “Hollywood Prison Update”

  1. jewed

    Lionel and Dina must be sucking some serious c*ck.

  2. martini lover

    You said it, jewed. What a bunch of BS.

  3. Zip

    They’d bury me, not only underneath the jail, but in prison if I committed these charges…and throw away the key!!!

    The c*ck their sucking belongs to Paris Hilton’s grandfather…20 billion dollars worth of c*ck!!!

  4. Fabiola Thing

    Lindsay will violate her probation, then they will throw the book at her. Trust.

  5. Hollywood Ho

    Looks like they went to the same jailhouse salon.

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