Filed under: Celebutards
For those of you keeping track of famous blonde jailbirds, Nicole Richie surrendered today — and spent exactly 35 minutes in her cell before being released.
As for Lindsay Lohan, she pleaded guilty or no contest to all seven of her charges — and will perform 10 days of community service, spend one day in jail, and serve 36 months probation and attend an alcohol education program for 18 months.
Man, that’s rough!
I can’t believe the Sheriff didn’t provide a celebratory “Welcome Home” party for Nicole, or that the judge didn’t offer a limo service to take Lindsay to and from her classes. Oh, well. At least now they’ve learned there are consequences for their actions.
Posted by Candy ♦ August 23, 2007




At 7:11 pm jewed said:
Lionel and Dina must be sucking some serious c*ck.
August 23, 2007
At 8:11 pm martini lover said:
You said it, jewed. What a bunch of BS.
August 23, 2007
At 8:16 pm Zip said:
They’d bury me, not only underneath the jail, but in prison if I committed these charges…and throw away the key!!!
The c*ck their sucking belongs to Paris Hilton’s grandfather…20 billion dollars worth of c*ck!!!
August 23, 2007
At 9:32 am Fabiola Thing said:
Lindsay will violate her probation, then they will throw the book at her. Trust.
August 24, 2007
At 12:23 pm Hollywood Ho said:
Looks like they went to the same jailhouse salon.
August 24, 2007