Filed under: Celebutards
Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado at Aura Nightclub in the Bahamas
. . . And here, students, we have a less evolved member of the biological order Primates, called the Reality Star Baboon.
They are monitored daily by less choosy paparazzi and tabloids in their natural habitat, namely anywhere there is free alcohol and/or at any given Los Angeles police precinct, to determine their number (which is growing at an alarming rate) and to study their most peculiar behavior.
Particular emphasis is given to the study of their diet (often composed of blow and Grey Goose) and the way the Reality Star Baboons occupy and exploit their 15 minutes of fame, er… we mean, habitat.
Currently, there are countless Reality Star Baboons in two groups: dating show participants and MTV-manufactured primates. Scientists are studying both groups to better understand why anybody cares about them and ensure they don’t pose any further danger to the world by actually procreating with each other (Trista and Ryan aside).
Posted by Candy ♦ August 11, 2007
At 12:48 pm martini lover said:
Frat boy wannabes! The pathetic thing is, they think they look so cool.
August 11, 2007
At 2:56 pm Anon said:
Looks like a picture that will end up in the gay version of “Freshman” magazine.
August 11, 2007
At 4:17 pm margaretta said:
LILO is missing out on her kind of fun
August 11, 2007
At 9:26 pm helltotheno said:
Surprised Paris isn’t there.
August 11, 2007
At 9:07 am langtry said:
What anon said. My first thought on seeing this picture!
August 13, 2007