Filed under: Pieces of Candy

The latest episode of Holy Candy TV|The Gossip Gospel. Chock full of Young Hollywood skanks and bad ’90s rap. And who could resist that? [YouTube]

Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Elle with a quote I’m sure they’re regretting — and we’re giggling at. [popbytes]

Marilyn Manson accused of embezzling money for human-skin masks. See? I knew he was just a normal guy at heart. [Celebrity Smack]

Mena Suvari must have gotten really tired of those split ends. [Evil Beet]

A Nicole Richie eating sighting! As rare as a Paris Hilton looking intelligent sighting. [POTP]

George Clooney mends his broken heart from being away from Candy by playing tonsil hockey with another woman. Don’t worry, Georgie… I know you don’t mean it. It’s the loneliness talking. [Gabby Babble]

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards at war again. Because nobody talks about them otherwise. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]

And you thought the TomKat chicken dance was bad. [Pretty on the Outside]