Like Mozart, Jessica Simpson’s Genius Not Appreciated in Her Time

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Jessica Simpson’s latest flick, Blonde Ambition — which I personally expected to rival A Mighty Heart in Oscar buzz — is reportedly too much of a stinker, er… I mean, not sufficiently appreciated… to even make it to the silver screen.

“The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source of the movie co-starring sell-out Luke Wilson. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting. It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally.”

Our most embarrassing export since David Hasselhoff.


Posted by Candy ♦ August 1, 2007

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10 Responses to “Like Mozart, Jessica Simpson’s Genius Not Appreciated in Her Time”

  1. Jen1984

    Papa Joe must have sold his soul to the devil or something to get her these roles.

  2. Jo Jo

    She makes me ashamed to be a blonde.

  3. Oh my god that movie looks terrible.

  4. martini lover

    She should stick to selling hair extensions.

  5. Julie

    We shouldn’t be ashamed to be blondes, Jo Jo. SHE should be ashamed and not allowed to be a blonde. I just want to walk up to John Mayer and ask “Why?”

  6. jeane

    i think it’s funny how people don’t have anything better to talk about than Jessica Simpson. It amazes me. LOL

  7. JT

    oh no……

  8. I knew it was going to suck! the only reason I was interested in seeing it, is cause Drew Fuller is in it

  9. Pak31

    John Mayer is a geek, I can’t believe she stooped to HIS level. My only question is this, if she is not good at acting then why are these people hiring her for their movies?? But I am not in the business so who knows. Some day soon she needs to tell her old man to take a hike.

  10. Why is she doing so many bad movies. Is she so desperate to make movies that she picks up any script. I suggest she does an animation where she doesn’t have to act just to gain some credibility.

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