Ever Wanted Your Child to Resemble a Tarted-Up Corpse?  You’re in Luck!

Filed under: Pop Culture

Retouching:  It’s not just for celebrities anymore.

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Thanks to Pageant Photo Retouching, you can take your child’s picture to the next level — from cute kid to soulless Kewpie doll — just in time for those holiday cards!

OR… if you don’t think your kid’s looks are up to snuff, you could always do what MY parents did, and just use the pictures that come with the frames instead.


Posted by Candy ♦ August 1, 2007

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10 Responses to “Ever Wanted Your Child to Resemble a Tarted-Up Corpse? You’re in Luck!”

  1. Jen1984

    The most disturbing thing I’ve seen since Britney’s butt cheeks.

  2. princess bride

    pretty sure tom and katie used that retoucher to make suri look asian in her first pictures.

  3. jewed

    Stepford babies. What the hell is the deal with these f*ed up flakes that subject their daughters to that whole pageant lifestyle anyway?

  4. Wawa

    Makes them look as plastic as Posh’s boobs. Sick!

  5. Mette

    How sad

  6. Jo Jo

    That is creepy. The one on the right looks like a Madame Alexander doll.

  7. langtry

    The costume doesn’t help with adchieving a “natural look” now, does it?

  8. wow. just wow.

  9. Julie

    VERY creepy and so wrong.

  10. ubee0173

    wow– that doesnt even look real… ive seen dolls that are less creepy than that. enough spooky kids- wasnt that the the whole point of “the grudge”?

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