Filed under: Beauty, Celebrities

After seeing this recent picture of Julianne Moore, I only have one question:

Has the world learned nothing from Lindsay’s mistakes?

Seriously, I’d hate to think Lindsay’s DUI’ing, rehabbing and, most importantly, tragic red-to-blonde hair lightening debacle, have been in vain.

Okay, I lied. (It happens.) I have one more question: Does Julianne realize that she’s now going to be on the wrong side of certain jokes? To wit:

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sipping tea and discussing their pregnancies.

The brunette says, “My baby’s going to be a boy.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The brunette says, “Because when we did it, my husband was on top.”

The redhead then says, “My baby’s going to be a girl.” The blonde asks, “How do you know?” The red head says, “Because when we did it, I was on top.”

The blonde starts crying hysterically. When her friends finally calm her down, they ask her why she was crying. The blonde says, “My baby’s going to be a puppy.”

Is THAT what you want, Julianne? To give birth to puppies? Hardly. So please, return to your gorgeous red roots — before you pop out a Shitzu! (Um, I understood that joke correctly, right? I fear my own highlights may have shaved a few points off my IQ…)