Stylish Fashion Choices For Oversized Flightless Birds

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Ostrichshirt

 This image will make sense if you click here. That’s all I have to say about the matter. 


Posted by 14 ♦ July 13, 2007

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33 Responses to “Stylish Fashion Choices For Oversized Flightless Birds”

  1. NY Diva

    hahahaha love it! you’re on fire this week 14!

  2. I never thought she could make me dislike more.

    Until I read the report accompying this post.

    Uggghhh! She makes me nausous.

    p.s. She has man-hands!

  3. Oy!

  4. shaky weasel

    14 you are my hero!!

  5. as always, the perfect note, 14.

    glad you didn’t put any crabs in the picture! don’t want you to get her pissant lawyer on your case again.

  6. Josh Maday

    Thanks for the link, 14, but this makes perfect sense all on its own.

  7. Rebecca

    If someone makes toilet paper with PH on it i gues it’ll be an instant bestseller :P

  8. Alex

    Are her hands so freakishly large in person?

  9. Love it. Can you start making that shirt?

  10. Bubbles53

    Eww. Does anyone else also see a resemblance to a praying mantis?

    She’s going to get us with her pincers.

    (I would fall over and die happy if “someone” were to draw that picture.)

  11. Peta

    There’s having a strong self-esteem, there’s being full of yourself, and then there’s a steaming pile of THIS (referring to the inspiration photo, not your work). I knew the Jesus Vibes would wear off the second she sashayed out of prison.

  12. Cheeses Saves

    If you click on the link and scroll down to her feet…I swear to good, they look webbed!

  13. Salmonella

    I really admire your ability to see the animals in all the celebrities! You always pick the animals just right!

  14. MKF

    AMAZING, I SEE THE DRASTIC CHANGE ALREADY… SHE IS LIKE MOTHER THERESA ON PCP.

    LOVE IT

  15. i knew it!

  16. alisa

    lol. When I first saw the original pic I immediately thought of your Andy Warhol style painting and I think that’s the one the ostrich blob should be wearing because it captures it far better.

  17. Pokemyhontas

    BRILLIANT. 14, you never fail!

  18. deanna1104

    that just aint right.

  19. Sheena Beena

    The size of her hand is HILARIOUS!!!
    Great touch you’ve added there, 14!

  20. 14 U outdid yourself. U are the greatest!

  21. Nina

    AAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

  22. Demon Kitty

    What you did to her hand almost made me guffaw out loud in the fucking library!!! She looks like a bird. So much has happened in the land of filthy gossip since I have been away!!

  23. cookie

    Ive always thought she looked like a prayis mantis too, prayis hilton. Who wouldn’t like having toilet paper with her face on it?

  24. Under your talented hands, PH’s looks have vastly improved. Amazing! ;)

  25. mellen

    Love the subtle “fur” on the neck- or feathers…lol. Those dainty hands crack me up. What a mess she is. Why wont she go away.

  26. 14, you take my breath away. Literally. I laughed so hard at this I could barely breath! This is outrageously funny and so accurate. Paris has never looked better.

  27. DonnaJEM

    Is anyone really suprised that PH is wearing a shirt with PH on it?
    Just another shout out to the only thing she really loves, herself.

  28. Honey, I don’t think her hands are big & manly enough… :)

  29. WebMasterPete

    I AM CHANUKA, LEADER OF THE SECRET ANCIENT ORDER OF THE OSTRICH CLAN. YOU HAVE DEFILED MY SPECIES BY ASSOCIATING IT WITH THIS GRACELESS MIS-PROPORTIONED WHORING MONKEY BITCH.
    EITHER YOU WILL PUBLICLY APOLOGIZE, OR ONE OF OUR ELITE HIT SQUADS WILL BE DISPATCHED TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND TERMINATE YOU WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD FROM ONE OF OUR MASSIVELY POWERFUL LEGS. THIS IS BETTER THAN YOU DESERVE.
    APOLOGIZE NOW! OR FACE OUR JUSTICE!

  30. Timea

    Muhahaharr,14 you are the greatest!! I love you! xD :-*

  31. Oooch ow, WebMasterPete, please stop yelling.

    I saw that picture of Paris in her Paris shirt somewhere on the net before I saw your rendition of it, 14… and when I saw the ostrich and the enlarged man-hand, I burst out laughing. That is fantastic!

  32. La Angel

    you paint life how it really is, 14.

  33. that_girl

    That bird shirt is so cute. Much better than the Paris shirt.

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