Filed under: Pieces of Candy

Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry “secretly dating.” Till now. [Female First]

Kate Moss burns Pete Doherty’s love letters. No word on whether she’s progressed to the “I Will Survive” marathon yet. [CS]

Britney Spears has a “stalker” who keeps calling Child Services. His name is Sean Preston. [TMZ]

Eva Longoria gave her weddings guests swag bags for which she didn’t have to pay. Well, at least it beats the Hershey’s Kisses I got at my cousin’s wedding. [Page Six]

Pictures of Julian McMahon and Dylan Walsh, who are welcome to nip and tuck me anytime. [popbytes]

Kevin Federline lands a hot D.J., but even she won’t play his songs on the radio. [POTP]

Sherrif’s Department investigates whether Paris Hilton got special treatment in jail. As my 10-year-old niece would say, “Uh… duh.” [AP]

An illustrative — and hilarious — analysis of Britney Spears‘ meltdown potential. [Gallery of the Absurd]

This may be the only bath that Pete Doherty ever takes. [Pretty on the Outside]