Filed under: Weekend Drivel
The Weekend Celebrity and Entertainment Highlights
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker got hitched — twice — in Paris this weekend.
Eva promised to love, cherish and stop laughing at the joke “Next time there’s a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France,” while Tony promised to give her a boost whenever she needs to reach the dishes on the top shelf. Awww.
Live Earth hosted scores of concerts across the world to raise awareness about the climate crisis — although insiders say it was actually just a thinly-veiled excuse for Al Gore to hit up Jon Bon Jovi for hair tips.
Gossip columns continued to be under the mistaken impression that anyone cares about Criss Angel’s flirting habits.
Transformers dominated the box office with $152.5 million over the six-day holiday weekend. Which shows that sometimes recycling beloved ’80s figures does pay…
… and sometimes it doesn’t.
Posted by Candy ♦ July 8, 2007
At 9:27 pm Hannah said:
Betcha Criss Angel is the one tipping off the gossip columns!!!
July 8, 2007
At 6:59 am Jo Jo said:
Boy, would I like to be in Algore’s place in that photo with Jon Bon!
July 9, 2007