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The Weekend Celebrity and Entertainment Highlights

Jessica Simpson’s new film, Blonde Ambition, has had its release date pushed back — twice — because the movie is that bad.

A source told the Daily News that, “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”

And to think when I heard about this film, I smelled Oscar gold!

Oh wait, no, that was just a whiff of Papa Joe’s Sex Appeal Cologne for Men...

Rocker and blonde connoisseur Tommy Lee has been romantically linked with none other than rocker offspring and professional party girl Kimberly Stewart.

Sources say the union is part of a California Health Department effort to contain STDs.

Kevin Federline refuses to sign divorce papers — and agree to joint custody — as long as Britney Spears continues to party.

We tried to reach Britney for comment, but she was too busy doing a body shot off her Cousin Allie to respond.

Ratatouille clawed its way to No. 1 at the domestic box office, taking in an estimated $47.2 million…

…thereby disproving Jennifer Lopez’s theories that the reason Gigli bombed, is because people couldn’t pronounce it.