Filed under: Who Did It Better
Who Did It Better: Prison

Paris Hilton has spent her few days in jail crying for her mother, screaming “It’s not right!” and being an all-around wuss, while Martha Stewart served her five months without making much of a fuss and, best of all, scoring a stylish hand-knit shawl.
Who Did It Better: Paternity Suit

Larry Birkhead demonstrated a very appealing passion and persistence in determining the paternity of his daughter, while Eddie Murphy has approached potential fatherhood with a more, um, shall we say lackluster attitude.
Who Did It Better: Skunk Hair

Neither. Only Pepé Le Pew can pull off this look with flair.
Posted by Candy ♦ June 14, 2007



maybemaybenot
At 12:11 pm maybemaybenot said:
I love this!
June 14, 2007
Hannah
At 12:24 pm Hannah said:
LOL! You’re so right about Martha Stewart.
June 14, 2007
Jen1984
At 2:54 pm Jen1984 said:
Darn you, Candy-you just made me snarf my diet coke. Hilarious!
June 14, 2007