Pop Quiz:  Brooke Hogan

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Hope you did your (tabloid) reading last night, kids. Because it’s pop quiz time!

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Brooke Hogan chose this ensemble for the opening of Danny DeVito’s restaurant in South Beach because:

1. She couldn’t peel the dress off after trying it on at Trashy Lingerie

2. RuPaul offered the dress from her closet; Brooke was too kind to turn her down

3. Danny DeVito promised to wear the same dress and reenact a scene from “Twins” with her (and then “forgot”)

4. She hoped the statue-chic look would remind people to vote for her come Grammy nomination time


Posted by Candy ♦ June 14, 2007

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5 Responses to “Pop Quiz: Brooke Hogan”

  1. Linda

    This dress would sooo go with those jeans she was wearing a couple of weeks ago… ewww

  2. Jen1984

    I’m going to go with #1. Do I pass the class?

  3. jewed

    She looks like a tranny stripper.

  4. Anonymous

    It’s just a matter of time until she follows in her dad’s footsteps and becomes a female wrestler called “Tranny” or the “Tranny-ator”.

  5. Julie

    Total tranny. And why are her boobs touching her clavicles?

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