Filed under: Pop Quizzes
Hope you did your (tabloid) reading last night, kids. Because it’s pop quiz time!

Brooke Hogan chose this ensemble for the opening of Danny DeVito’s restaurant in South Beach because:
1. She couldn’t peel the dress off after trying it on at Trashy Lingerie
2. RuPaul offered the dress from her closet; Brooke was too kind to turn her down
3. Danny DeVito promised to wear the same dress and reenact a scene from “Twins” with her (and then “forgot”)
4. She hoped the statue-chic look would remind people to vote for her come Grammy nomination time
Posted by Candy ♦ June 14, 2007



Linda
At 2:54 pm Linda said:
This dress would sooo go with those jeans she was wearing a couple of weeks ago… ewww
June 14, 2007
Jen1984
At 2:56 pm Jen1984 said:
I’m going to go with #1. Do I pass the class?
June 14, 2007
jewed
At 3:02 pm jewed said:
She looks like a tranny stripper.
June 14, 2007
Anonymous
At 3:06 pm Anonymous said:
It’s just a matter of time until she follows in her dad’s footsteps and becomes a female wrestler called “Tranny” or the “Tranny-ator”.
June 14, 2007
Julie
At 3:16 pm Julie said:
Total tranny. And why are her boobs touching her clavicles?
June 14, 2007