Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton just issued the following statement through her new attorney:
“After reading the media’s coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should — no matter how slightly.
I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation.
No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse.”
As far as other “misperceptions” are concerned, my eye isn’t really wonky, okay? It’s sexily slanted. And for the last time, I don’t have actual crabs in my vagina, like Maryland’s Chesapeake Bay. They are just small, brown, flat insects that cling to my love bush. So get your facts straight, losers. Geesh.
Posted by Candy ♦ May 9, 2007
Wawa
At 2:21 pm Wawa said:
Paris doesn’t even know what “misperception” means, let alone how to spell it.
May 9, 2007
Hannah
At 4:21 pm Hannah said:
Too bad all of her parent’s money can’t buy her a clue!!!
May 9, 2007
At 4:25 pm jason said:
Just got my ‘DON’T FREE PARIS’ tee
SWEEET!
May 9, 2007
At 11:48 pm Jo Jo said:
This woman is a totally useless human being. What has she ever done to make even one person’s life better for even a second?
May 11, 2007