Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
The Jail Bird is squawking mad because she thinks her prison sentence is “cruel and unfair”. She refuses to take responsiblity for driving under the influence or for driving with a suspended license. The Jail Bird is very lucky she didn’t kill someone when she drunkenly swerved her Mercedes into the In-n-Out Burger drive thru late one night.That would be “cruel and unfair”. The Jail Bird believes she’s above the law because of “who she is” and continues to blame others for her mistake. The Jail Bird is sure to be extremely unpopular in the Century Regional Detention Facility and will have to watch her back at all times. She faces being preyed upon by “very masculine lesbians” and even worse, won’t be allowed to wear makeup or touch up her dark roots. The Jail Bird will spend 45 pensive nights sleeping on a thin stained mattress and a scratchy old wool blanket. I think it will do her a world of good. Medium: graphite on paper, digital color.
Posted by admin ♦ May 7, 2007
At 3:55 am despair said:
i just love you
May 7, 2007
GrossBoss
At 4:38 am GrossBoss said:
You are the Master here :]]]
We love you and my readers too. / as I said before my dear 14/
May 7, 2007
At 4:45 am LJ said:
I love it!
Every day I wake up remembering that Paris Hilton is going to jail, and it’s suddenly a better day than the last!
I’d say that’s what the law does to a modern-day Marie Antoinette. But can’t help knowing she deliberately did this to herself out of her own stupidity.
May 7, 2007
JJ
At 5:15 am JJ said:
awesome! love your work! she deserves everything that she gets from this whole court ordeal. hopefully her appeals will be ignored and she spends the 45 days. and her mother is atrocious. has that family no shame whatsoever???
May 7, 2007
At 6:21 am trick please said:
Brilliant! Just brilliant-down to the last wart.
But we know she won’t be spending ANY time in jail.
May 7, 2007
At 6:29 am Erica Rush said:
You should have made her ass flater. She doesn’t have one at all. She sorta has a Sharpei wrinkle, and that’s about it. You did her way more justice than her skanky ass deserves.
May 7, 2007
maria
At 6:32 am maria said:
AMAZING! As always! I’m such a big fan of your work!
May 7, 2007
At 7:39 am mellen said:
Heh! Love the butt. All pimpley. And the painted toe nails, I mean, Claws.
May 7, 2007
At 7:42 am MJ said:
Blaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The feeth
The infested butt
The wonky eye
The negative nose
The square head!
lol
May 7, 2007
At 8:05 am Jenn F. said:
14, that picture is so funny! The little spots all over her butt always make me laugh. And the jewellery (complete with tiara) combined with prison stripes is classic.
It’s so blatantly obvious that Paris never imagined that she could end up in this situation. She seems to have always thought that her name and “celebrity” status would always save her from having to face any serious consequences. The first time she got pulled over for driving with a suspended license, the cop made her sign a warning claiming that she understood why she was pulled over, and that if she was caught driving again, she’d be in far deeper shit. She later said, “I just sign whatever people put in front of me. I’m a very busy person.” This proves how little thought she gave the warning, and the fact that she considered it unworthy of her concern. Clearly he wasn’t asking for her fucking autograph. She just never imagined it would be taken this far, and that she might have to face actual jail time like the rest of us.
The fact that she is so shocked is insulting to us mere mortals ~ why in the world should she deserve different or better treatment? She should consider herself lucky that she’ll be kept away from the general population of the prison, due to her high profile. That’s going to make her experience about a thousand times easier than anyone else that gets thrown in there. It’s just impossible to feel sorry for her on this one… she made her bed, now she has to lie in it. Besides, this is just going to somehow make her more popular down the road… bet you ten to one that she’ll find some way to benefit from this financially and socially once it’s all behind her, if she even does end up serving the whole thing. I certainly hope she does… only because she clearly needs to shake that sense of holy entitlement. Never has it been more true… pride comes before the fall!
May 7, 2007
At 10:17 am Tim said:
Now she’ll have the chance to REALLY look like Kilroy - looking over the prison wall.
That’s hot.
May 7, 2007
At 11:03 am Mr. Besilly said:
The wonky eye combined with the phallic nose is just to much to endure. LOL! What a sad jail bird she is. Now get that thing marinated and into the oven. Nice work!
May 7, 2007
At 11:03 am WTF said:
Too funny. Love your work.
May 7, 2007
At 11:29 am RD said:
Beautiful. It brought a tear to my eye.
May 7, 2007
At 1:27 pm Chansmom said:
Once again, you’re on top of it. I couldn’t wait to drop in today after reading about poor Paris going to the slam.
I hope she likes Bologna sandwiches, from what I’ve read, she’ll be eating plenty of them. I have no sympathy for her, the law applies to her scrawny butt too. LOL!
May 7, 2007
At 1:28 pm LK said:
I tried to guess what you’d come up with, and missed completely; Your’s is PRICELESS & too funny! Great job 14! I also like the funny video VH1 did on a day in the life of Paris (including jail time). Once again, great job!
May 7, 2007
At 2:04 pm anonymous said:
agreed - paris hilton sucks. but what sucks more are the inane and machiavellan laws regarding driving while intoxicated that are all thanks to wacko radical-right-wing organizations like MADD that would rather us reinstate prohibition. people make mistakes and just because some politician establishes a legal BAC as “intoxicated” doesn’t actually mean that on a case by case basis that the person driving was endangering anyone.
May 7, 2007
At 2:05 pm midevil said:
The only thing missing is a bit of infected drainage…
May 7, 2007
At 2:35 pm Morrigan said:
Shaking with laughter-induced tears here. 14, you did not disappoint! Thanks for this beautiful vision of the ugliest jailbird!
I’m glad your weekend sailing inspired this!
May 7, 2007
At 2:38 pm Demon Kitty said:
I can’t wait to see what she looks like without the hair extensions, the fake spray on orange tan, and the blue contacts? I wonder if she will be allowed to wear here blue contacts in prison or maybe they might make her wear glasses. I am looking forward to the roots too. Please let this happen, please let her go to jail!!!!!! She should have gotten a longer sentence!!!
May 7, 2007
At 2:43 pm Pablo Vazquez said:
hahaha AMAZING
May 7, 2007
At 2:43 pm Kai said:
Oooo anonymous… way to wipe the grin right off my face. Here I was enjoying the square face, the pimply ass, the expression of discontent on Paris’s bird-like face, the “princess” attire, and then anonymous has to get all political here. I don’t know MADD and their agenda very well other than they want to stop death and injuries caused by drunk driving. I say that’s a very good idea. I lost my parents to a drunk truck driver. Now, not everyone who gets in the car drunk will hit someone or something. They may get home fine and curl up in bed. No one knows. We shouldn’t have to wait for someone to hit something. Everyone knows the chances they’re taking by getting in the car drunk. Choosing to do it anyway says you don’t care who or what you destroy. Just last week I almost got run over by a car full of drunk girls on the way back from a party held at my neighbor’s house. Luckily, I’m quick on my feet. So you’re defending drunk drivers? Wow. No wonder you prefer to remain anonymous.
Feh, anonymous! Feh!
(Your enraged token Jewish commenter)
May 7, 2007
At 3:34 pm Steve said:
Hilarious!
A ball and chain might be nice too …
Are they going to make a reality show about her jail experience?
May 7, 2007
At 4:04 pm nicole said:
as always, you never fail to leave me impressed. excellent job capturing the wonkiness of the first lady of lady valtrex!
May 7, 2007
Sarah
At 5:57 pm Sarah said:
LMAO!!!
May 7, 2007
deanna1104
At 6:04 pm deanna1104 said:
damn it, you stole my idea demon k.
i too would like to see dirty brown roots, brown eyes, and pressing wrinkles on the forehead without the botox intervention. i soo much love the furry feathered, hairless, herpe-leisoned buttocks representation of the wonky bird… that’s hot. it warms my cockles this sweet little creature has been forbidden from doing her time down in the fullerton correctional center. according to the ny times article published on 4/29/07, this is no joke, for $75-$127 per night women who have been charged with minor misdemeanors and ordered to serve time can opt to pay for their stay. included in the daily charge, each guest will enjoy the privacy of her suite/cell(accented in pink and white) with access to a laptop, ipod, and a cellphone. the suites have normal doors with open access to the hallways and other facilities. apparently there are also menu options for those guests who are finicky eaters. the orange jumpsuit has been replaced by clothes brought from home… damn p-hizzy it seems like the motherfudger-shut-yo-mouth sitting on the bench did a major hater job on you… so sorry p-dog… with your hopes of getting a suite at the fullerton correctional center being shot to hell, the only thing left to hope for is that when you leave you’re vagina won’t be hangin’ like “the sleeve of a wizard” according to Borat. sorry for hating so hard.
May 7, 2007
At 6:14 pm E said:
Wonk eye ….check
Clownish mouth….check
Freakishly large feet….check
Over-plucked brows….check
Herpes sores….check
Butt proffered up to new “roommate”….check
14, you always make my day!
May 7, 2007
Peta
At 6:25 pm Peta said:
Listening to her and her mother bitch and moan about her ‘unfair’ sentence was priceless. What was even more priceless was her gaggle of silly fans who also proclaimed the judgement as ‘playing to the mob’. Sure. I’m guessing that goes for the thousands of non-millionaire celebutante folks serving time for DUI as well.
I think you gave her a much nicer behind than she has in real life, even with the unsightly bumps. She better show her gratitude!
May 7, 2007
At 9:38 pm jerkygirl said:
To 14: Brilliant, as always!!! But, I’m curious–why did you draw her feet exactly as they are in real life? Couldn’t you have distorted them just a little? Not that I’m complaining. . .
To Paris: I sincerely hope you learn something in women’s prison. And not how to correctly shank a ho, either.
To Kai: I just love you. You said it perfectly.
To anonymous “sounds like a bitter alky who has to take the bus now cuz’a them dang unfair DUI laws” : What Kai said.
May 7, 2007
At 11:44 pm Karen said:
Seeing the small jail cell in the news just made me lol and lol. This just made my day. Awesome work as usual.
May 7, 2007
At 5:11 am Thorne Smith said:
Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I love it! Great work 14! I especially love the pimple-puff bottom. I may make it a point to write Paris every week, making sure to enclose a copy of your artwork to her. I’ve heard the inmates get jealous at those who get lots of mail.
Oh, this is sweet!
May 8, 2007
At 7:25 am Miss Priss said:
14 you’re too funny.
As I was reading crap about Paris-ite I suddenly realized I hadn’t checked your website for any Paris Hilton Jail related work…and as soon as I went in your website, the first thing I see is wonk eye with her signature beak-nose and butt acne!!!
HAHAHA…Hilarious. Keep up the good work.
May 8, 2007
At 7:30 am Nanners said:
Are you God? Where can I build a shrine to you?
May 8, 2007
German
At 7:32 am German said:
Pure dead brilliant. You rule!!
May 8, 2007
At 9:59 am Candice said:
I think it would make me (and perhaps tons of other people) a small fraction less bitter and cynical if she *gasp!* actually had to deal with the consequences of her actions.
May 8, 2007
At 10:26 am Marcela said:
You really ‘capture’ the essence of all this issue. And to be ‘fair’…she MUST go to jail!…Fair is fair!
Congrats to you!
May 8, 2007
At 10:44 am DonnaJEM said:
Love love love the melting face, and as always, her trademark wonky eye.
The be-warted butt takes the cake though.
May 8, 2007
At 12:38 pm LP said:
14, great work! Pimply butt & all. What a nerve of this woman (yes, imagine 26 years old?) & her enabling family. From the moment Paris recorded her sex session to this point of diving under some sort of substance. What an embarrassment and really a WAKE-UP call for Ms. Hilton. Just on PCH last month, there was an awful accident caused by someone “driving under the influence” that instantly killed a film producer and his son. They never had a chance as they were hit head-on (the drunk who hit them, crossed over to oncoming traffic thus hitting the father & sons car). This could have been avoided by just hiring a taxi, limo etc. Paris & Nicole (let’s all remember Nicoles driving on the wrong side of the 101 fwy only a few months back while on some drug) need to be in rehab or some program. Truly, this group of celebrities are just a bunch of train-wrecks just waiting to happen. Oh and to “Mr. or Ms. Anonymous”, you forgot to add your first name…Alcoholic.
May 8, 2007
At 12:42 pm Infrared Lost said:
How about THE BIRD LADY OF ALCATRAZ?
May 8, 2007
At 2:51 pm Ll said:
Thought I’d inform all Paris Hilton lovers (taste sarcasm) of this petition, attempting to counter the ’save paris’ petition.
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/DN_FREE_PARIS
May 8, 2007
At 3:37 pm trilbynhiss said:
I’ve been waiting impatiently for your interpretation, and you didn’t disappoint! Well done, you.
May 8, 2007
At 3:52 pm Demon Kitty said:
You know, anyone of us, anyone of us, would have our lives completely destroyed by doing what Paris has done. If she were a poor Mexican, a poor black person, or white trash, they would lock her ass up and she’d get fucked in all directions. The woman has such disdain for all the rules that apply to the human race. She should really go to jail and experience the consequences of her actions. What if she killed someone? This bitch needs to go to jail.
May 8, 2007
At 4:24 pm Marie said:
Oh man…ouch! You so bad. Hee hee!!
Okay, so those of us here are not shedding any tears for Paris. But I cannot believe how many people remain in support of her(?!). I guess, I’m shocked she can possibly still have any “fans.” But then I’m still perplexed that anybody is still rooting for Britney.
May 8, 2007
At 5:08 pm Kathy-NH said:
I have two teenage daughters–we live in a small town in NH-we make a decent living-more than most in town- at what point don’t the rules apply my children.
May 8, 2007
Peta
At 6:35 pm Peta said:
After I heard that she and her hoard are trying to get the Governator to pardon her, I was wondering if you had any plans to do a follow-up. Honestly, you’d think she was being shipped to Death Row what with the way she’s acting. If we have to suffer yet another season of The Simple Life, she can flipping well do 45 days in lockdown.
May 8, 2007
At 6:58 pm Melanie said:
Absolutely awesome - the genital warts, the wonky eye, the nose….
May 8, 2007
Frisky
At 8:23 pm Frisky said:
Poor, poor, pathetic Paris, it’s always “woe is me” when things don’t go her way. The rest of us have to pay the price for our mistakes and we usually don’t have a team of lawyers or PR people working to get us out of it. Grow up and deal with it… welcome to the real world bitch.
May 8, 2007
At 8:36 pm Narcissa said:
PLEASE make this into a T-shirt. It is by far the most accurate rendition of Herpes Hilton that I have seen thus far.
Seriously. Make it into a T shirt. I would buy one for sure and wear it with pride. We could even send one to that loathsome creature, Kathy Hilton.
May 8, 2007
At 8:54 pm Alice’s Wonderland said:
Very wry there, but this lesbian would be utterly disgusted to touch this one with a ten-foot pole, dildo, or Czech.
May 8, 2007
At 10:20 pm MelA said:
I hope she really goes. I keep thinking I’m going to flip thru the channels soon to find out she had it appealed. I’ll be so sad…
Can you believe these people who started the freeparis.org site? Almost as funny as this work of art.
May 8, 2007
At 10:57 pm a said:
Your work is brilliant! love the penis shaped nose- ur spot on there!!
Lets hope she doesnt get out of this jail sentance early. She deserves to learn a lesson of the big girls in the slammer
May 8, 2007
At 10:59 pm jail time!!! said:
warty bum!
May 8, 2007
At 8:29 am raziela said:
I will be very amazed if a person with such status and money doesn’t get out of this. Somehow they always do - by using their connections, bribing the right people etc. It will make the world a little better to see her be treated just like any other else of us common mortals.
May 9, 2007
At 8:32 pm 123 said:
14, this piece is grand, and the commentary is orgasmic!
May 9, 2007
At 11:56 pm cherise said:
well said abt paris!! she deserves the jail term! (and i like the butt on that bird! LOL!)
May 9, 2007
At 7:31 am susan said:
you are amazing! you captured the wonky eye and beak nose and Everything else perfectly!
May 10, 2007
gutman
At 11:08 am gutman said:
There are ass-specks of the image which I find troubling.
May 10, 2007
At 6:39 pm Jasmine said:
Oh lord - you are HYSTERICAL.
Love it!
May 13, 2007
At 9:20 pm alaine said:
you guys are crul do acully know wat it is like in prison people are crul in there maybe you guys should be in prison!!! yeah maybe paris did a dum thing and made a mistake but doesnt every1 paris hiton doesnt deserve to be put in cells with murders and etc. they will do mean things to her evn worse!!! the only thing that will protect her is her money and they will still be after her even when she gets out of gail i hate this web site
May 30, 2007
At 12:20 am dolly said:
shouldnt she be put in isolation or something? its not fair for her to be fed to the fat lesbians for such a lame crime- hey she didnt kill anyone.. she didnt rape anyone.. shes just a ditzy slut thats all. so what have you got against her? i know it must suck not being blonde and malnourished with celebrities for friends but damm your harsh.
May 31, 2007
At 7:37 am FiFi said:
She should be taught a lesson we all no shes as thick as shit but putting her life at risk is way to harsh. A sister of a woman in that prison said Paris will definitely be sexually assaulted if not raped while shes in there and that all the butch lesbians are counting the days. Shes just Stupid, she shouldn’t of been given a licence in the first place.
Does her family have any shame!!!!!
June 1, 2007
At 8:10 am James Robertson said:
I think you have no compassion. Paris Hilton should not go to jail. Her crime was minimal as I see it. Driving drunk isn’t that difficult. Driving with a suspended license isn’t dangerous at all. I say free Paris Hilton. Let her off with a fine or something. 20 something days in jail is way too harsh a punishment.
R.I.P. Charlie Pace
June 4, 2007
At 2:50 am ND said:
Driving Drunk without a license is a very Serious crime. Paris Hilton should sit in prison like any other person. This proves that the law is the same for all people.
Really Love the cartoon of Paris.
I wish this bitch is raped each and every day in prison.
Paris is too stupid for this world.
The only thing she is capable of is getting drunk and behave like a retarded person.
June 5, 2007
At 3:55 am ND said:
Those Spots on her Arse are just perfect.
This truly is a work of ART.
June 5, 2007
Anonymous
At 4:57 am Anonymous said:
For those of you who don’t think she should be in jail…your out of your minds!it was a DUI!and it wasn’t her first…instead of sympathising with her maybe you should be sympathising with the countless families that lost love one to drunk drivers…she’s lucky she only got the 20 some odd days…her sentenced should of never been cut in half…ohh no but that paris hilton!fuck her and anybody who thinks she shouldn’t do time!!
June 6, 2007
me
At 8:23 am me said:
she should be sentenced just like everyone else. i just don’t understand how a lot of celebrities do the same thing as any other “normal” person yet get away with it. just not right. keep her ass in jail and i hope that she doesn’t get out early because her sentence has already been shorten. biach.
June 6, 2007
At 8:01 pm alaine said:
hay to all you haters out there againest paris hilton why are you hating on her you guys must be joulous or somthing you guys must have fucked up lives to write stupid comments on how you want the inmates to rape her fuck you!!!! you shes the shit and worth more than you those bitchs and hoes in prison will eat paris up lol i feel 4 paris and you guys that hate on paris can go to fucking hell
June 6, 2007
At 8:48 am jon said:
For all you Hilton Haters out there:
She is out already! The judge has a heart!
June 7, 2007
At 9:39 am Kirk Halgren said:
Latest news is that’s she’s out, which I find outrageous. Driving with a suspended license shows her complete disregard for the rule of law. True, it’s not dangerous in and of itself, but she was DUI as well, which is.
She certainly could afford a driver.
I don’t dislike her personally, but her lack of any real achievement coupled with special treatment by the powers that be turn my stomach.
No wonder all the 20 somethings want only fame and wealth these days. Other than Charles Grainer, it’s hard to think of a worse role model. Oh, yeah, OJ got away with murder-he’s a bad role model too.
The US is not a democracy, but an oligarchy. Next thing Bush will pardon Scooter Libby, who did commit a crime. With a complete political hack at the head of Justice, why should anyone follow the law?
The problem is that democracy requires the vast majority of citizens to obey the law. We could never hire enough cops to force compiance, and we’d need special cops to police the regular cops, etc.
June 7, 2007
At 10:01 am Kev said:
Here’s to hoping that Paris finds some balancing religion in prison! Hmmm, but not fundie christinity. Islam is out of the question. Maybe Kabbalah? PanDeism? Buddhism? Confucianism? My bet is on Confucianism, since it’s good for the confused.
June 7, 2007
At 1:23 pm yippy said:
the jail bird is out..hurray!!! I’m so happy.. mainly beacause it will make you sad..:>>>
June 7, 2007
14
At 1:30 pm 14 said:
Yippy,
Why must you taunt and tease me as I wallow in the depths of abject depression and inconsolable misery over the early release of Paris Hilton out of jail? Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
I don’t know if I can go on. How will I face the next day, no, the next hour?? I can barely ty pe t h i s
Oh woe.
14
June 7, 2007
At 1:11 pm Rachel said:
Paris Hilton was driving a vehicle under the influence of alcohol and with a suspended license. She was very fortunate she didnt harm or kill anyone. The sentence the judge has given her I personally believe is just. There should be no pardon for committing a crime whether your rich/or poor. Excusing her crime would only give the idea that the wealthy can get away with anything but thats not true. We are all equal.
June 8, 2007
At 3:40 pm HTL said:
Amazing that anyone could care about this useless piece of air being in Jail. She and her family have displayed their complete contempt for normal people throughout this affair. I for one hope she just rots there for the next 42 days. She is disgusting.
June 8, 2007
At 3:45 pm HTL said:
Jasmine…
Spelling class begins at 9 AM. Be there.
Brilliant picture … captures Paris to perfection..
June 8, 2007
At 4:31 pm Laughterhouse said:
@ Jon
The US isn’t an oligarchy, it’s a polyarchy.
That said, I’m glad The Hilton is back in the slammer after her family ‘inveigled’ the sheriff to let her out of it. Boing-boing. That the way it works: the folks who uphold the law bung you in, the folks who uphold hierarchy in society let you out, the folks who uphold the law…
Boing-boing. Wonder if Hilton pere is now going to make a big donation to the ruling Administration to let his daughter off. Wouldn’t be surprised. That how life works.
The visual, as usual, is masterful. Won’t go into the details, but it looks suitably gonorrhoeic.
June 8, 2007
At 8:49 pm BG said:
The artwork is incredible. You must be a genius!
Who does that Sheriff think he IS? (Isn’t he SUPPOSED to be a public figure employed by and for the people?) He should be reprimanded harshly for allowing this media darling (read: media wh0re) to serve part of her sentence (which she actually got CREDIT for…) at the L.A. Hilton (the Presidential Suite, no less.. Mama & Daddys house…wow.. that’s a tough stint). Wonder what Sheriff Bacas controversial ‘decision’ to thumb his nose at the Judges ruling/sentencing cost Mom & Dad? The only parents worse than Ms. Hiltons are the ones that allow their female children to idolize her. Lest we forget she made not one, but two p**n films, which she chose to profit from. Enough of this disgrace. (Oh, and Ms. Hilton, if you are sweating and shaking in court, it appears obvious that you are suffering oxycontin *or similar* withdrawls.. What makes you think you deserve to be treated better than any of the other junkies in jail?) Guessing here, that this was indeed, the “medication” that the jail infirmary was not able to prescribe…DO YOUR TIME and SHUT UP!
June 8, 2007
At 6:09 am Anonymous said:
Treating Paris like everyone else would mean at most 2 days in jail. Non violent petty convicts typically serve less than 10% of their sentences. This absurd jail sentence is nothing more than grandstanding by both an acknowledged but never prosecuted felony perjurer prosecutor with political ambitions, Rocky Delgadillo, and a Reagan appointee judge long known for his extreme right wing views as well as poor peer review from his fellow judges, so poor in fact that he was actually demoted. Any doubters must ask themselves why else would a judge with 35yrs experience be assigned to a courtroom usually reserved for beginners? Baldurr
June 9, 2007
At 11:34 am jack m purvin,m.d. said:
THE JAIL CELL YOU WERE ORIGINALLY IN IS THE SAME SIZE AS THENEW YORK HILTON HOTEL ROOMS FOR 475 DOLLARS A NIGHT. YOU RE SUCH A CREDIT TO HUMANITY PARIS HILTON. ANOTHER MOTHER THERESA, THATS WHO YOU ARE.
June 9, 2007
At 2:31 pm Lucifer Tiddeys (that’s DoubleDs, not DoubleTs) said:
Paris Hilton is suffering today because we Americans don’t know our place. Doesn’t being Wealthy, White, Young, Female, Connected, AND being America’s top selling Porn Star count for anything these days?!!
I was in the court room when that judge passed sentence and I am shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you!!! I was sitting right behind Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Nicole Ritche (to think I was going to ask them for their autographs!!!) when the judge asked was there anyone in the courtroom willing to vouch for Paris’ character so that he could sign the OR release form.
Lindsey, Britney and Nicole stood up together and Nicole said “Your Honor, We know the Defendant intimately and we can provide character witness. THEN THEY KINDA LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND WINKED AND Nicole said: ” Your Honor, Paris Hilton is a danger to the community and a threat to good law and order. Because her family has properties around the globe, she is a flight risk. WE beg you, your Honor, to do the right thing and incarcerate her NOW with no work release, home detention or alternative sentencing!!!
It was like watching MEAN GIRLS being performed LIVE!!! Britney running her finger across her throat was TOTALLY uncalled for as was Lindsey’s vulgar hand jestures. The judge then slammed his gavel down and said “IT IS SO ORDERED—45 DAYS in the Century Hilton Hotel (he could have simply said JAIL; there was no need to be vicious). Baliff, Take this Paris-cite away!!!
These were her friends, HER POSSE—My GOD!!
June 9, 2007
At 2:56 pm qwkinuf said:
Excellent drawing. Now if Ritchie should happen to end up in the slam, all you’ll need is a grahic depicting both of them going over the wall.
Lets beat the streets to ensure Judge Sauer remains a Judge for a long time to come.
June 9, 2007
At 3:00 pm qwkinuf said:
Great pic!
I saw her at the Palms several months ago and you depicted her hoofs perfectlly.
June 9, 2007
At 10:50 pm Myadarich said:
The photo is funny, but I don’t feel bad that she has to serve her sentence. She not only had one DUI, but she was caught twice by the police driving without a license.Now I am sure Paris graduated for high school, so she knew what she signed during the first incident.When you get arrested and they take your license.. something should have click in her head then that she was not allowed to drive. And the order to go to a classed for how many days that she didn’t go to for punishment (as instructed)didn’t give her a hint either. NO! She did as she wanted.
Now some of you think that driving without a license is nothing.But if you or I were caught in this same situation? We would, as Americans, be sentenced to the same punishment. for all you Paris sympathizers, she is a grown woman! She doesn’t need to cry for her mother. She does need her daddy to hold her at night. Her mother didn’t drive her when her bone ass was drunk. Nor did she buy her behind a chauffeur!! She’s rich. Obviously she isn’t the best driver. She’s crashed almost every one of her cars!! Why is she so special? < <>>
June 9, 2007
At 12:04 am John said:
I think she should do 80 days and be given a big fat mamma to look after her.
June 10, 2007
At 4:50 am monique said:
you guys are all fuck wits your all jsut jelous of her….and you obviously cant stop thinking about her cause you all keep drawing her etc…why not just leave her alone she has done nothing to world and nothing to you…
June 10, 2007
At 8:51 am arnie said:
Hilton has no complaint. Out here in the real world if you violate a judge’s order a warrant is issued for your arrest. You are picked up and jailed until a hearing the next day. If you plead innocent, then you go back to jail or make bail. if you don’t have money for bail, you stay in jail until your court date which is often two months or more away.
If you plead guilty you are fined. If you cannot pay the fine then a payment schedule is set up. Fail to make one payment and you’re in contempt, and back in jail till you pay the fine or work it off in jail at $10 a day.
Yea…. all of the above for a DUI and then ignoring the judge’s order. And, if you’re on probation when you ignore the judge’s order you may well be denied bail and forced to remain in jail until your court date or, as an alternative, the judge can just revoke probabation and you serve your time.
How can anybody think Hilton got a worse deal than poor people get every day?
June 10, 2007
At 3:44 pm qwkinuf said:
NEWS FLASH
The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.
Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits acute symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.
Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.
June 10, 2007
At 5:16 pm the blonde said:
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THAT’S HOT T-shirt
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90210 … Where the STARS wear the STRIPES!
June 10, 2007
At 7:32 pm alaine said:
shame to all you paris haters shes owt of jail and you guys are stupid fucks lol im always right lol so stop writing dum ass coments k!!!!!
besides paris doesnt care y should you!!!!
fucking lame fucks!!!
peace lmao
June 10, 2007
At 3:17 pm Cole said:
i just want to say that paris shouldn’t be hated on just cause how many ppl do it honestly she just gets caught cause media wants her to get caught im not sayin what she did was right but i do think its unfair to her and not such a cool pic paris as the bird pretty ignorant i feel and you all have right to comment on that…shame on you all
June 11, 2007
At 4:05 pm Marie said:
I think you guys are all jealous of her : )
June 12, 2007
At 6:16 am D said:
If I ever visit the US.
I will surely visit ‘Twin Towers Correctional Facility’. This Facility has become a symbol of Justice.
This shows that all are equal before the law.
From Switzerland
June 13, 2007
At 7:27 am Ang said:
You have hit the nail on the head and I could not have said it better. She needs to catch a real wake up. And to those of you who back her up you should really wipe the crap from your eyes and realise that you are still responsible for your actions no matter who you are…and now is her time to pay for her crime. She got what she asked for. About time too.
June 13, 2007
At 3:58 pm paris sux said:
I am so00 gladthat that bimbo is finally being taught that $$$ cant get herthrough life, nobody is above the justice system and i cant beleive that she thinks that she is the closest thing to american royalty. Just disappointed that the sentece wasnt life
June 13, 2007
ND
At 11:54 pm ND said:
I have never been to the US.
If I ever go to the United States I am certainly going to visit ‘Twin Towers Correctional Facility’ this place has become a symbol of Justice.
In most countries there are double standards when it comes to the law. If the Rich break the law they usually get away with it. On the other side the poor have to pay the full price for breaking the law.
I hope this teaches a lesson the Rich and Famous that they are not above the Law.
ND from Switzerland
June 13, 2007
ND
At 12:05 am ND said:
Comment on the ‘HUTAS’ (Head Up The Ass Syndrome) post:
Paris was born with ‘HUTAS’. Prison has made it worse.
Best cure for this Syndrome is to insert a Rocket up her Ass and shoot her to Mars.
June 14, 2007
At 10:24 am AdPres said:
What is with all the hatred towards this individual? Has no one else in there own personal lives made a mistake? Has no one been givin a second chance? What i dont understand is that you spend all this time talking about how much you hate her why dont you do something constructive with your time! I beleive that you make a mistake you have to pay the price… tis life! As far as the media attention Paris is getting is only becuase of her social status you and I would never get that kind of media attention… nor (by the way) would i want it! So all in all we are all born into sin and will probably die in sin as well so I think everyone should just back off the poor girl and realize that words hurt and she is just human like the rest of us. I am not saying she should get of jail because of who she is. I think the hurtful things that people say… those peole just need a little love themselves.. putting someone else down is not a way to bring your self up!
June 18, 2007
NN
At 2:54 pm NN said:
Each time I look at this drawing of Paris somehow this world seems to be nicer.
Each time I look at this picture everything in this world seems to be better.
I am going to print this drawing of Paris and put it in a golden frame.
Each day before I go out to face the world I am going to take a good look at this photo & sing ‘What a Wonderful World’
June 21, 2007
D
At 4:27 am D said:
The Jail Bird will be set free tomorrow.
America deserves better Celebrities than this STUPID woman.
I hope she drives drunk again.
June 25, 2007
At 10:50 pm Jay said:
Paris has now made many millions of dollars as a result of having gone to prison.
I think I could handle prison for a while too, if my wage were, say, $60000 a day. Most people who go to prison do not benefit in this way.
While she did indeed serve her time for her crime, it is somehow ironic that this has been a boost to her publicity and ‘infamy’. This may be equal treatment, but somehow very unequal.
Is it Paris’ fault? Hardly. It is just a weakness of society that so much attention is paid to those who contribute nothing but vapid gossip fodder.
July 10, 2007