Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Filed under: Holiday Tributes

On the day Mexicans commemorate their victory over the French in the Battle of Puebla — and we all drink too many celebratory margaritas — Holy Candy would like to pay tribute to other significant battles:

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Hugh Grant’s Attack of the Baked Beans

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Battle of the Bitch: Naomi Campbell versus The World

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John Travolta fights male pattern baldness with War of the Weaves

And a potential battle to end all battles

Sign of the Apocalypse: The Rise of Ryan Seacrest

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With the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse:
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Posted by Candy ♦ May 5, 2007

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5 Responses to “Happy Cinco de Mayo!”

  1. Hannah

    Too funny!!! Hugh’s battle sounds like it could get smelly. ;-)

  2. martini lover

    LOL!

    I may be a martini lover but it’s margaritas all the way for me tonight. Party time!

  3. Jo Jo

    Baked beans, good for your heart.
    The more you eat, the more you fart.

  4. E

    Why is Ryan wearing pink lipstick?

  5. Anonymous

    ryan likes to wear lipstick that matches his panties!